Mostly

I was being rubbed against

But she was in my favor

Nobody scored

It’s bizarre.

Haters to now have rights of second class citizens and voting rights!

No pain no getting hit by trains!

Bill Hole likely staring at his feet right now and isn’t discovering anything new.

String theory began as mistaken dental floss and morphed into cat nip for a cat with 11 dimensions.

Seeking star shit!

The beauty queen went to the hospital to get looked at

Everyone on the staff was healed.

I tired of personalized advertisements

So I exchanged myself in return for a personality

The buttologist said I was watching porn

So I remained a numeral.

Then I learned that porn was free

But everything was expensive

And that I was on the market

So I got upset and visited my marketer

And was given big porn data

It turned out that I was a nobody

This f ed up and I wanted my money back

Then the sales agent appeared with my soul

We made a deal and my likes went up emediatly! 😀

Why do I rush when I have time?

1. I figured out the feeling of having many hours alive is false if we falsely perceive time. Time is going faster than I think it is. I may never get around to some book I wanted to read sitting nearby waiting to be opened and ravished.

2. If I slow down enough I start to slow down and time may seem to speed up while I am doing essentially nothing but be inactive. If people need me in this state my services will be limited and that means a possible depression caused by lethargy.

3. Unresolved problems create stress and anxiety which can only be resolved with effort, motion, action etc.. Prayer doesn’t always do it, or money, or violence, or sex, or loud annoying noises.

4. Everything is less boring when activity is occurring regardless of if it’s in the net or reality.

5. You can’t unwind and get relief from doing nothing. You also don’t get something for nothing unless ethics are broken and you steal or take.