True.

Russia to annex both my pairs of shoes, I suppose I must live in the land of my fathers. I love Siberia!

Only so much plastic and then, I go out to shop after a buzz, then I give in to the slot machines, after a while I buy some bannanas, than some weird green thing, all is well when the bus comes by and there is a shooting spree.

Hide and seek!

"I am working on my ABs" Now a new movie, and product line for the whole family! Its an ab ad free experience!

I will not fade to gray, and leave a tiny spark of light, never, only await the next big great, brought to you by Amazon.com

Change yourself into an electric!!

Stop working on those abs and a make a money move.

Now learn what to do!

The next thing at the supreme cheese burger court is Lunch Gate, a crime of food chains getting mixed up with each other. "Now things are getting personal" the beautiful woman states. She won't be eating there again. Anger passed like human gas through social media, and protests turned into riots and riots into insanity. Welcome to America!

Why blame Putin! He is not capable of doing this!

Where is Xi?

As I explore what reality means to me: I think if life is a race, it is not really vs others. You are trying to make it somewhere, and the closer you get the more you realize how difficult your goal actually is. It is mostly a bad illusion out there, both in terms of it being misleading and in terms of how little there is that is truly worth living for.

I am losing interest in American politics, and so are most people. How do you fix a problem when two more spring up?

How can I find out about these events?

If I lived on the moon there would be privacy and less advertizing.

Soon Musc will be there, don't you worry!

She told me to keep my lips shut.

What you need to know about the moon!

Before the before time, the sheep had established a great empire, ruled with wooly tough love, by Fleece the Great, whose god was the Anti-Goat!

Last I heard moon base has discovered aliens and they look like rabbits, but they are cloning themselves, and jumping about in confusion.

So which leader will get lunar landing envy and declare a new cold war?

No better time than now!

Observe our original self and marvel at our moon selfies.

Science is like religion, but with out myths and illusions.

Greed soon brings the ducks alliance into deep corruption as each eye the prizes with suspicion of the others motives, and if stealing can be done undetected!

Greed to pass from Earth to the Moon after four trips, the ducks think they see diamonds and conspire!

Women need me, men run from me, I don't know who I am.

After going loony on the moon the ducks were then given awards for best journalism for honest and inspired content aimed at making a better world for humans, ducks, and the others.

Together they chanted for help for the mysterious dark matter, which is in reality anti-black hole! Seriously!

Then a menacing black hole appeared over the moon, while the Indians were offering the ducks fancy hand bags.

Wagner group fell from the sky really as ducks, so the true Russians live on, even to this day!

Before India could touch the moon the ducks were there first. And for the first time ever the ducks were smiling.

Today I will write mainly about ducks and may introduce some sheep.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!