Russian collapse blamed on weak vodka production and bleak bread lines.

You can't blow dry your hair with panty hose.

I don't want to hear the words "Liberal Agenda" for a long time. Not an agenda but sly scheme, or revolution attempt?

There are two kinds of truth's one makes sense, and the other doesn't. Those truths are complex and can be tested. Then they are truly true.

Mel Brooks wins THE BETTER WORLD AWARDS for endless joy and laughter.

I will bring back Mouse, but I will try to give rat poison or a rat prison for Rat. But I'm afraid Rat is up there with his big cheese and straw bed and mouse is below and busy complaining. Rat is relaxing at a beach resort in his mind.

The Tall Thin Man had begun using giant air balloons and even bought a zeplin.

My advice to Transpeople: Be less afraid, assume some progress was made, and you are a part of the human family.

The lines break, as if tooth picks, so brittle they snap, you would think its too easy, then break more, the leaves crunch at your feet, stones are kicked also.

I don't eat Cheetos, but I do eat Cheese Fish.

A Marvin Gaye album might be going out of print.

BILL HOLE IS SEEKING A JOB AT A BAKERY.

As you know I love the arts and literature is now big time!