Ha!

The beauty queen went to the hospital to get looked at

Everyone on the staff was healed.

I tired of personalized advertisements

So I exchanged myself in return for a personality

The buttologist said I was watching porn

So I remained a numeral.

Then I learned that porn was free

But everything was expensive

And that I was on the market

So I got upset and visited my marketer

And was given big porn data

It turned out that I was a nobody

This f ed up and I wanted my money back

Then the sales agent appeared with my soul

We made a deal and my likes went up emediatly! 😀