I WANT!

That's baby talk!

A better world!  That's better!

On June 28 I will turn. Turn into a new age number with added age benefits and super powers, plus one free cup of coffee!


I must confess there are no green stars so no great theory!

Oh well!

The future according to a non-futurist!

If America is lucky things will improve here.  This country does seem to have luck even though it has tragedies.  I think we have a pioneering spirit and eventually come together after all.

I really like your funky love honey!


All wise people know

They don't get wise

Schooling all the time

Nope.

I suggest in incorrect language that trump is not only lacking in greatness, but he is ungreat, and the generation he is speaking of is WW 2!


A general social norm is to keep social arses clean around people!


The show must go on and those were bad grapes anyway, and cheese also.

Rat has spoken!

I am against the Brexit because one day determined a huge change in the world. Even if a Brexit is right for England given an interconnected world this seems selfish.

The language used to cause Brexit to happen on both sides of the fence needs to be examined.  Enthusiasm should not be confused with intelligence.

Hopelessness is often cited as the #1 reason for depression!

In my opinion depression is often caused by the failure to act and by not feeding the mind enough with good thought food.

So far no evidence of green stars. Can Hubble try again!




I am often surprised by what is popular on my blogs!

It is not exactly predictable!

I read depression for dummies many years ago..

The women were often depressed due to their perceived lack of beauty, while men were simply unaware of how depressed they were.  So a hidden problem was revealed and upliftingthoughts.org began!

I hope to collect stories and any videos about the cat named Harry who impressed everyone.

This was the most extraordinary cat.

It happened as a sound of men weeping, know this men who weep, who stare into walls..know this well.


Bravery is not so charming if faked..as puffery..it happens in the sands..got myself a puzzle..not to hold me down..drink me down with juice.


Celebrity obsessed human centric scientists explore the mysteries of cat intelligence with snobbish language.


A missing person on the radio alternative,

Free sounds amount to a pot of gold

Enters the sun devils on fire

Drunk just once to touch.


Ha!

Its funny with ducks

Ha!

Here they come

Ducklings!

Ha!

To hide yourself..

Get on out of hell

To a magic land

Where people exist

But rarely are

Hiding out from the fair

Where the madmen are

Those motherfuckers

Yea I get pissed off

But up here

They get lost

I'm gone.

I like to think of black holes as movie projectors!


There was a moldy grave that had opened and a casket..glowing green it was..something wax missing..leaves cracked and there he was..ready! As if he knew you!


So many sailors..

And dreams of forgetting

In a deep sea of aquamarine

With enough razors

And balls of steel

They are here

Fuck you!

I know deep down some people are having questions about me..

I am not sure I can do that.

What ever happened to Mistress Lips Nelson?

She has been up to something!

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!