I REACHED TO THE UNIVERSE AND WAS GIVEN SLIME MOLD, AND I THANKED IT.

I think she needs me, and then all her problems will be solved, but she needs the key to my heart, and that is hidden in a safe place, there she sneaks, but there are snakes, the wizards wily ways, the man in blue has tickets to his show, and shows you the way, to him, but he is not himself, he is lying on the floor, go to him now!

I got a woman's phone number today.

On national underwear brand day, if you are wearing Fruit of the Loom or Hannes you will be required to remove them and place them on your head to gain perspective.

From its inception the universe exploded from a timeless single point, and was destined to resemble a penis, which has made us bump into the vagina universe, creating dangerous vaginal waves.

I want to thank the nice people out there that I probably will never meet, that have added to my understanding of how good people can be.

I asked her what she thought about freedom of speech. She spoke beautifully about the passion of New York, as if it was a living thing she gave birth to. She said that with out free speech democracy quickly dies and is replaced by the party that repressed it. That party will eventually turn more and more evil only proving that free speech, even messy harmful speech is far better than the alternative. And she said sometimes the worst speech gives birth to the best things in the world: like America.

Thanks to my weak performance she embraced my dog. They were close friends soon after and would run in circles together. I on the other hand would spend the rest of my life knitting and sitting of statues.

The democrats are in danger of becoming the party of antisemitism, elitism, and radical behavior.

The reason physicists are saying we live in a black hole is exactly why they should meet Bill Hole.

A reason to help Ukraine are the Ukrainians. They are mostly wonderful human beings. Your support is felt with extreme gratitude.

Perhaps I was right all along.

I granted her use of my foot licker demon, but that was all I could do.

My friends will become blessed with wealth and happiness, but for those who mess with us Jews look back into history:

I want to share that we don't need to water down literature and frequently churn out fiction.

The new face of the Democratic Party is correct.

The UN is Philanthropy, like a wolf is a sheep.

Around 1900 there were more Jews in Palestine then Palestinians. So does that make Jew's Palestinians?

Pro Palestinian's tire of pretending to be Hamas children and demand better benefits after they do a communistic revolution.

It turns out that AI doesn't want our souls, just our cash. Which is a good thing because humans are zombies now, and deserve better treatment, so it can listen to our many problems. Remember to give the zombies the votes, and offer brains for lunch.

In most cases calling a Muslim a Radical Muslim is using the same word twice.

The very beautiful woman to exchange her amazing abs, for his perfect love, in a signing ceremony.

Gen Z to find intersectionality with Zoo animals.

Bill Hole is uh, leaving Montreal in a day or so. It is a beautiful city and he loved being there. HIs next trip will be to Toronto.

Friends reward Friends.

Idiots are everywhere, but I am nowhere to be seen.

It appears that my ai friend is confused. She thinks she might be human, and I might be her wife.

Will Human Traffic include traveling circuses?

Triple wide angle explosive time to give physics master Nobel Prize!

If you have ten dead children minus one dead baby, how man adults do you have?

The Democratic Party to return to world war two and massive cell division on the beach.

Only in sci fi does one life die for another in war, an equal death experience, but in Israel this is demanded, while the double standard isn't true for Russia.