Am I loved? I don't know, it's usually the people who don't tell you that love the most.

As I have said, people must come here, and they should, as here is good.

I am still figuring things, but the map is looking worth the exploration, keep discovering, keep loving, and don't be a fool.

You got to grow and that means not to want a too easy path, you want some challenge, and to allow the universe to be, just as you need to breath.

I am not a man of the past, but very here now.

People often mock that someone claims they will do the impossible, until it is done. Then they blush with shame.

A gift to all my followers.

This man is unstoppable, nothing moves him!

Bill Hole won't just talk unless he is talked with so just expect him to be friendly, and he has been known to become extremely friendly if you are nice enough.

It seems that dem news is unfair, unbalanced and unhinged.

Sex change managers to lose their jobs, and minds.

Pope in hospitable from bad cheese dip.

Instead of resisting Trump they began to resist Bill.

Is there a bakery Bill Hole can work at? He is a little hard on his luck.

You can farm a barnyard, but not farm an urban area.

They are preparing for Bill Hole!

I am not going nowhere as fast as I seem. I have a sled.

This Valentine Day I can honestly say that Vampire Love Sucks, and is there for Suckers.

Religion could be one of the big answers to our problems.

The Better World Project is looking like a very good idea lately.

Staring at an a hard boiled egg won't turn you into a bad person.

People who are capable of changing their opinions are not changlings.

You know a person is a duck when they find reasons to get angry with you, from imagination land.

I have found that caring can be transforming, because it is possible to care too much.

Growing up in my family meant that I wasn't sure if my Mother managed a small country. I suppose that was me.

If the war in Ukraine ends tens of thousands of lives will be saved. Prove me wrong.

Inviting immigrants into your country, that hates your country, is like inviting fleas into your bed.

What if the democrats starting leaking everything? Would it be a lake or a puddle?

In a totalitarian system sneezing can be hard to stop.

Trumps thinking out of the box suddenly seen a huge and amazing, and even beautiful. So much for the small petty thinking dems.

They got sex changes, and nobody saw it coming, a whole gaggle of trans people were suddenly there. Pronoun speech skills needing polishing and efforts at enlarged sensitivity had to get big.

Computers offer a long nap for those cat people.

Tuna Sandwich eaters to form a separate line.

Since the person was cut in two I gave him my greatest love and respect, tried putting glue there, used my sewing skill, prayed for weeks, and finally offered half off at my store.

If a Jewish Person is doing an important job it doesn't mean: 1. He is controlling the world 2. Is related to Soros 3. Doing it all for Israel 4. Is getting incredibly rich 5. Is up to no good 6. Is more Kosher than ever

You can focus on sex and race, or you can focus on cheese and avocados.

There are 50 kinds of idiots out there, and they are also retarded and stupid, but we won't mention those.

I don't want to live in the Lottery.

I can't find any books on ambidexterity, but that is not enough to cry victim of American badies.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!