Let me be totally frank with you, I am not a hot dog.

If someone calls you a big turd, just stare them in the eyes.

I asked her what one plus one was and she said: Free Free Palestine!

She had nowhere to go, and I had everything to eat.

There was no love between us, just vomit.

What we really need to do is separate the idiots from the morons.

They are all full of shit and they keep throwing it at you.

Weird things always come at me and touch me.

Have you checked your microbes lately? You might have something?

His enormous lips could speak louder than words ever could.

I couldn't stand the tension so I released the tiger.

She was running in circles so fast she created a tornado.

The fog appeared suddenly, and I am sitting on the beach again, not knowing really where I am, or where the cheese is.