The bible says so!

Weather reports a herd of cattle covering the whole area of Washington DC, a whole storming swarm of bovines!

According to me on a four number system this blog is now a three!

Love em!

She got it!

I can't believe it!

Sweetest nothing ever!

Thats the way it is!

If Russia wins this war at this point is that really a victory?

Hold it.

I'm a jew and feel like I'm part of an enlarged Amish population. There are similarities I think!

Now it is clear Russia is thinking beyond the borders of Ukraine. Why? What is really going on here?

Lovely.

Things to remember.

In order to make the world safe it might be a bit more boring, then a thrill. Less drama.

We are more genetically close to cats then dogs. Watch closely!

I suppose we can't see how fragile things are which helps us learn how to adapt to new changes. This means fragile not a crisis.

Split!

Recent changes in physics are life changing, my world is more at risk from entropy then I had realized.

I have a new interest: Austria.

And that which is low gets too low, cracks open and doors swing shut, the dance goes on, in our little place in the world.

Ignorance is not bliss, it's still ignorance! Boo!

Has anything truly good come out of the pandemic for me? The energy and even intensity of Northern California culture is evolving. I am less afraid of that change and am going with the flow better!

Over twenty years ago I gave a special name and meaning for Wednesdays: A time to release complaints or "Whiner Wednesday' and its helped me so far.

Accrding to Indians and I am an honory member, humans are not the only people.

Small , but big in spirit! The little guys are in love with humans, but why?

Life can twist like licorice!🙂!

Start at the start of it!

I see many victories soon.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!