You can always plaster yourself to the ceiling and count backwards into negative numbers or do cat stretches in the dark or dig a giant hole!

I am the chair in the anywhere!

Was the poet whose last name is Longfellow hiding something??

Some important secret!!!!!!

Dream Girl to turn into figmant of imagination and drift into ocean..

Artists have a rough life.

On my identity quest I found the Jew Lagoon!

Was I home!?  I see no ham!

It looked kosher enough so like a hobbit I sat down and and ate my matza!

This is Greeat!!!!!

Angelic money machine seen as big risk!

Thirty minutes ago a man crashed his car and flees into a fast food chicken place where he was caught shiirtless by the police!

What a chicken and to jail with thee for damaging a tree!