We lost sight of her in a crowd, which according to optical physics and common sense is impossible. But we did find a trial of nut shells, so we eventually found her. She was happy and that is all that matters.

You are great and wonderful. Keep up the amazing work!

Independents For Trump @indyfor45th47th · 7h Commentary account 🚨 President Donald Trump has issued an executive order redirecting funds from migrant shelters to create the 'National Center for Warrior Independence,' aimed at addressing veteran homelessness and providing support to veterans.

Today is not the right time to fly to Iran to get a Kabob and a funny hair cut.

Thanks to her banana cream pie will never be the same!

You have many interesting things to do and they all involve hate?

Canadian Refugee in OK @Republic_of_AB I moved my Family to Tulsa and it’s the best decision we’ve ever made. I feeling perfectly safe - in fact, welcomed, walking around openly Jewish - and this is the reddest of red states.

Hate to be removed in an effort to bring back the love, but they are fighting it hard!

I am glad I have an identical twin otherwise she would have chosen me, her bride.

If someone calls you an idiot just roll around in the dirt and tell him "You are right, but things will change."

All the women love me, and I did nothing to deserve it.

It turns out that I am pregnant again and am giving birth to kittens.

I got a message months ago that much of the world would not be fit for human's and the cause of that is humans themselves.

I switched from getting her love to drinking cow's milk.

I dumped her with an actual dump truck!

My future ex wife hangs out in the barn.

If hate cost you your reputation and billions of dollars do you actually think it was worth it?

The internet is mostly broken now. But don't panic. Its full of slop and anxious critters.