A true hero.

Time to buy new strange days!

It looks like mother earth needs to put a bra on it. (The Rockies)

Freedom loving Americans are still here!

If people don't stand with the Jews I should have not released the Carl Sagen video that prevented the end of the world, and just let it happen!

This is what indoctrinization can do!

The evil is stinky.

A temple built by Holocaust Survivors Burned down while people where in it and survived. Sick.

Even Evil is nuanced.

For those who think Evil is more powerful and therefore better, watch this!

The house of Russia can not stand.

Of all the people I would like to have a long lunch with it would be Jesus. I am dying to meet him.

As a Jew who is not heavy into religion I want America to become more religious, not less, partly because I want to be more religious someday in the near future.

This started the change that would change the worlds and hidden realms beyond!

America has much to do, as to protect, defend, secure, and make safe for some people. Now what?

I WANT TO HIRE HISTORONIC NARCISISTS TO DO POETRY PERFORMANCES.

WHEN WESTERN POWERS COMBINE TO FORM!

THIS SCARES THE RUSSIANS SILLY!

The internet theatre is now open! NO TICKETS NEEDED!

What the clock got right about time is that is resembles a circle.

The wait is over with!!!

In Syria its a deja vu!

I would describe God as a kind of power, but not a power that human's tend to be interested in.

The setting of the fiction is to be indoors. This rule can be sometimes broken.

Last night I decided that I will be my own fictional character, and in some ways remain a mystery.

One of my critical thoughts: No country or person can bring about greatness if they are only motivated by tackling problems.

My latest future ex bride.

Can anything be done to stop the insanity! Security workers now outnumber the normal people, and sheep, everything is in order, all minds humming like humming birds, forward march!

Rabid prejudice is the bottom feeder in action. Hungry enough to attack with no reason. This cowardly evil, this dark side, this horror!

How is the BETTER WORLD PROJECT going? Lots of problems, but no actual progress, still interesting, no solutions.

The way I work things is to spin them around and try figure them out, no assumptions, just curiousity.

I think my fart blaster demons went to Russia and destroyed all their factories and major infrastruture and equipment.

Dear Californians: Please, do not jump on the latest new trend like your life depended on it, because it might be a lethal trend.

As the secretary of fictions the world needs you to create more fictions also. We are in a time where stories must be told, humor fun and bold, with wild and interesting creatures to behold.

Two men with a common bond.

Her woke he/she scream inspires the fall of Russia.

Hollywood is here to stop the insanity!

If you ever come to visit the United States bring some tylonal and a tie dye shirt.

An astroid to be found for protestors soon.

This year with a purchase of a Christmas Tree you will also recieve Santa's Dweebs.

Jews can pretend to be Nazis!

These guys are preparing for the iron man triathalon.

What you are seeing in Syria is actually people training for the Olympics.

Jews can fight back, with frogs!

Touching and homo-erotic!

Just to be fair.

Anger over the death of Hitler!

If your hobbit friends surround you, make sure to close the curtians.

Go space age with your friends and plug yourself into smart teck now!

If you find yourself making out with yourself head to the pharmacy with ideas.

As your romantic adviser I recommend throwing dorritos at random people in your love quest.

Don't hate me because I'm very handsome.

Troll odor can make it through wireless connections.

Hitler was gay and had a small dick.

This year I will get no elite gifts and will be hawpy.

If you are in a bad situation you can either stare at the sun or flash your nipples at your enemies.

Sexy people do amazing things, in and out of bed.

Zombie Hitler to get blown up by the Israeli Military. Hold your ground.

A psychotic meets the jolly green giant, forgets who he is, and begins nibbling on his toes.

Never kiss someone who will tear your lips off.

How can the universe end if it never began.

When you marry someone you will find yourself involved with another person: bubble baths, chains, ropes and colorful underwear.