Lies aren't the gold mine: like data mining, oil mining, talent mining, wallet mining, romance mining. No, lies suck!

I was hidden in Syria from the Nazi barbarians who made it from Russia, to blast mount heron. I escaped through tunnels with giant snakes attacking. Now I am back in America, and fighting ignorant violent wankers.

Don't poke the bear unless..

Russia has sprung a leak.

This is in my head THIS IS FICTIONS! The wind blows, and the stores are weirder than before, weird guys in suits show up with attitude, they get busy slinking around, as if snakes were inside them, they utter mostly nonsense, they drink soda and chips.