There are no excuses in life!

For example you can't say: The banana made me do it!

It appears that my color theory has got the thumbs up!

You may actually be as green skinned as the hulk, just kidding!

There is an old myth that warns not to mess with poets.

I can't imagine that being true!

Susan had been to the perfect vacation spot with ultimate beaches,

It made her so bored she made art with her vomiting.

If the cat doesn't smoke, drink, or watch TV,

Then it is not a human

But is laughing.

Feeling greedy enough to appear on mental health questionnaire!

First Space Alien on earth says,

This shit is fucked up!

You must be blind to not see the Starbucks Siren is waiting to create a brothel some day!

Goofy American Barbeque parties threaten French way of life!

Also French Fries are not French!

Since the moon is shaped like a large butt we are all being mooned.

With a week to do it a local bigot has decided to judge the planet.

He's determined to judge the universe when he is ready.

His main judgment is hell hath no fury than a sun burn!