Zelensky wins the Better world Award.

Its lame, a protest, when letters to politicians and other movers and shakers can accomplish much more in minutes or seconds. This is the 21st centuary, wake up!

A white hole is like a hair dryer, but bigger and more powerful, and could even incinerate things.

Some people who don't know much about real suffering, becoming the saviors of those people they don't know or understand is a bit disturbing and impossible for me to trust.

Seems like everyone has a lot to say about Israel, but people want to forget that Ukraine is an actual country.

Why is Russia concerned with this tiny piece of land compared to its own massive planet sized land it already has? You can not seriously believe that nothing is being omitted from the full truth?

Now Putin has a weakness, not sure what it is, they say he's perfect, but nobody is, so what do we know now?

You won't believe the kitchen you will find yourself in cooking good wine soup in with such flavor as to drool, but keep the the drool in, and watch the wine mix, then hold your tears, and your sweat glands, the soup is now ready as you command!

I was busy talking to a ham sandwich on rye, but I wasn't convinced she was a criminal.

It turns that Stalin was sad due to his missing Persian Cat, and that is where all the trouble began! Revenge was in the works!

Perhaps if I do a full body sacrifice at the alter of Russia, then the war will halt and peace will return to the massive empire.

Turns out Hitler was only pretending to be a vegetarian, and secretly he ate lamb shanks.

The total eclipse has created the total abortion law. Nothing can stop us now!

American military in the work out room improving pecs, abs, biceps, glutes, and getting the missles ready.

The people who watched the Movie: "JAWS" Some admit to thinking the movie was called: "JEWS!" Now bad eye sight was the problem, the director is a Jew, yes, true, true. But the film involves a shark that comes out of the screen and eats people in the audience.

I watched her make up and plastic surgery melt in the ozone heat, and she looked like a snake or some kind of reptile. I was interested!

We are under attack by monks from all sides, we are in need of assistance, mayday, sos!

We keep raising the interest rates and people are still bored out of their minds! We need help!

In America we tried making sex an olympic sport and what an epic fail that was. People said it was very very dull to watch, and Americans just didn't understand things.

I am the most popular non person in the world, even the computers, and ai dig me, they dig me!

I collect crabs, I'm crabby, my best friends are hermits, and I have a colony of crabs in my underwear.

I'm giving up on America and heading towards the Isle of Nymphomaniacs. Enjoy the American Experiment and try new drugs.

When I dream of humping it's always with my pet whale.

New Butt Shaped Screens are sure to engage your attention and keep it there!

It turns out that Biden's forehead is bigger than Trumps, and sexier too!

Given the choice I would give my love to a green slime, and why not?

Best Girl fiend ever!

Scarcity creating desperation? Try something ethical and clean!

Could America be the casualty of teck that it created? Mary Shelly was right!

When your phone begins panting that should be a red flag.

If people turn blue near you it might not be love, but it is likely bad breath.

If you your pants rip, fall down and you become sexually aroused in public, then you are having an embarrassing moment.

If I had wanted her I would have taken her long ago.