Brutal sarcasm below


Humans are the only animal that hires people to teach children how to have fun


Humans are the only animal who blindly follows a leader


Humans are the only animal that cages other animals


Humans are the only animal that wakes each day to look at financial charts


Humans are the only animal that has vast amounts of pill poppers


Humans are the only animal that needs a watch to tell what time it is


Humans are the only animal that needs reality TV


Humans are the only animal that moves at five dollars a mile.


Human's are the only animals with laser flush controlled toilets and cloth waiters for fecal matter


Humans are the only animal that has their children walk around with fifty pound backpacks


Humans are the only animal that needs to be liked on facebook and will even pay to liked on facebook


Human's are the only animal that eats rice cakes


Human's are the only animal that decorates their food before eating it


Language likely developed as result of human creativity not human intelligence


A small group of men achieve world domination

How interesting

Now what?

Celebration?

I hope you guys feel real proud

But what the hell did you really accomplish?!!!!
The bathroom had fishes 

For that is where much water is

Not really fishes

But fishy fishes

Flashing fishy fishes.
Watching the tax ride 

For that time in a taxi

For riding the marsh mellows

The kind of relaxed feet

Twinkle under the moon

Get ready my friends

Hop to it.
Tails move in circles 

My favorite cat moves in a circle

Rolls around and

Plays with me

It is like a dream.
Poker chips slide off the table

Faces drop as leaves drop

The floor dances with dancers

She dances on the tables

Clouds enter the room

Fantasy wipes out the gloom

All the time I was staring away

Because my writing had a new start

Pastels leak of the page

What a super fantastic day!


Thunder bunnies leaps ups

Drinking water like it was wine

Time for the times

Time on my side.
Make friends with time

No better friend you will find!
O harsh boredom

Feels for the wrong

Wanders into darkness

And is lost

In doing something

Crows get wild.


Luck is not always lucky

It can seem that it is easy

If we are fooled

Into the slow road of the mind

Breaks as a toilet explodes

Road vanishing before nose.

I fell in love with a dream.