Rabid Sinwar fans change careers, in order to prevent justice.

New Weapon: Weaponized Molacules made from sports drinks!

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She entered the fart blaster demon's home and found a computer surrounded by junk, and the computer had no power, it was gloomy outside, she went to the dock, stared at the moon, and saw a deer staring at her!

Transhumanism is back!

From Saudi Araba we get beautiful Arabian Knights to provide great nights for American Princesses, and Camal's to replace the Donkey.

If you play the Beatles backwards it sounds terrible, but if you play the Rolling Stones backwards it turns into ultima music!

It turns out the Sinwar was killed 8 times before finally going down. It turns out that he was not gay, but was only trying. With his efforts to make a better world he has died in order to bring about peace and prosperity. His heaven will be full of dogs, not brides.