I resist BS!

So you want to be me? Hmmm.

Be mine.

I will never forget this.

One day I headed west and got rich playing poker, and then I met this tall thin man. He looked at me from his extreme height and said; "young man Go West!" That is where I stand waiting here in front of the Saloon.

Experiencing power outages?

Fans of my site understand that I want to give team red a chance, because I have puked enough, I have puked a river, and plus I want to be healthy and great yet again! This time I choose red!

From Saudi Araba we get beautiful Arabian Knights to provide great nights for American Princesses, and Camal's to replace the Donkey.

If you play the Beatles backwards it sounds terrible, but if you play the Rolling Stones backwards it turns into ultima music!

It turns out the Sinwar was killed 8 times before finally going down. It turns out that he was not gay, but was only trying. With his efforts to make a better world he has died in order to bring about peace and prosperity. His heaven will be full of dogs, not brides.