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She stopped drolling, what am I fooling

When life got me down I tried some geritol

Everyday gets more ridiculous than before


Can someone buy me a Buddha statue?

Why do so many people get hemrodes?

Did the space aliens steal all the hot babes?


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You could tell by goat's eyes that he was in love with you:0

Plus he had a big smile on his face

He was incredibly happy to love you

It felt good to love and be happy

Goat loved this happy feeling

To be with you forever and ever

Goat hid behind a rock

Then peeked out to see you

His smile shine in the sun

He was very happy to see you

Goat was happy yet again!!!!

Goat was bouncing off of coconuts!!!!

So so happy to be in love!!!!