Russia doesn't want Bill Hole to enter the country, and it would be a disaster if he wandered in, he is not well, and Rock Buddy is missing again!

Ukrainians seem to notice the tweeting ducks: and do they want more pissed off ducks at this point in the war or not? They could be the best weapon yet!

Moose had his Borsch ready to serve. He waited, and waited, and waited...

At my karaoke there is a rule: NO POTTY MOUTH! (Does not mean I can't pee in my pants.)_

If I am such a nothing, why am I here, why do they care, they are robots like me, under control, falling into the field of emptiness, entering space and void, then why do they want eggs for breakfast?

The ONE EYED GREEN SWEDE KNIGHT BEGAN STIRRING IN HIS GRAVE AS ENGLAND WAS STIRRING! THE TEA! THE TEA! he moaned.

The ducks began bickering and bitching, so they took to twitter!

Inside MOOSES MOUTH WAS "SMILEY TEETH", advanced tech for frowning, and moping!

Suddenly a moose arrived in Siberia, but he had new false teeth!

Muscle Men of the Future to leap off their computer chairs and perform power squats to an excited audiance!

Doctor Doom to enter the Russian World from Latveria, which is not Latvia because they are not odd, they get even.

The ducks are serious this time and are going to drop lethal turds.