If you want to be yoda, first you must defeat the space aliens. Good!

Two great intelectuals sit down and rub foreheads, then foreskins, and are frozen forever like that.

AI advances to Super Sex Mode.

Hell is definitly weird.

Time to play Twister!

Russia has about three weeks to go before things go really bad there.

So you want to create content without being a totall liar. Just don't lie..anymore.

News Flash Mark Station: Information barrage is to be worse than misinformation or disinformation. If there is no fun, don't go. That's my opinion.

When a bad case of stupidity invades the internet you can seek the nearby tree creature and submit to allah or just relax.

Since people say I killed Jesus I would have to go back in time to prove them right, and don't want to kill anyone!

Bill Hole had been studying bubble butts all day long until his mind exploded with innovation.

When people are finding Jews interesting all of a sudden and half of the comedians are Jewish, they are confused.

White House to become Zebra Hut, with racially purified trans donkey's. Get yours today!

Grandma super AI to hurry, nag and scold you for 40 minutes strait, promising head aches and joint pain, plus grandma cookies.

Finally America is totally on drugs yet again thanks to dupe me and dope me shampoo productions.

Now even better AI drone slut talker, best experience or your money back!

You new wife is about 50% bottom, and %0 nothing.

If you encounter the fart blaster demon on the way to the temple hand it an egg, remove your clothing and run around like a chicken.

The Jews were often 99% white so you white supremists are idiots. Its like attacking a cousin because his great grandma was part Chinese.

I need nothingness to touch all the way to the bingo place, to feel my need for empty places, must need holes.

The perplexities of existance come to the flames of indifference. I sit with the advanced frog people gazing up at starlight and ponder.

Because of their perfect record regarding Jewish Life in America these states all win THE BETTER WORLD AWARD! Idaho, Mississippi, North Dakota, South Dakota and West Virginia.

A love of life and extreme politics do not go together. Dictatorship is the result then and trampling like bulls then, we are wise not to be fools.