Say something smarco?

The need for barf bags has gone way down, and a mystery, a barf bag?  Is this bag disguised to hide my offending inner release,  flowers inside scented and divine.  This could be fun, perhaps a good time.  A time for long academic lectures and rotten cabbages.  To learn what dreams are made of,   Where are the sailors now?  On an island somewhere?  Relish the new coconut water and new coconut shampoo, for a more jungly you,  to smell good.   And to be good person with shiny coconut hair.  Yea, I'm there.  Sign me up!