Pre Hitler.



Get rid of the sugar drinks and every can enjoy the vegies, perfect!


Get married and your life will be great, I promise!



I dare you to do the right thing more often than you do.





She learns fast..


More later..


One future or another..


And then there were pixels.


One love.


Dance out the door!


WoW!


The Sun Also Rises!

Leave the baloney!

Remember your roots.


Just listen.


My soul to keep.


Don't judge Bill Hole!

I know you imagine Bill Hole to be a loner, but Bill Hole was an object of curiosity, just like Rock Buddy!  In fact Bill Hole attracted children, dogs, cats and even acrobats.  And Bill Hole sat under a tree much of the times.  I would come and sit next to him sometimes and he would show me his baseball cards and tell me all about his hero Aqua Man!


I was a teenager once..

Bill Hole began having memories about high school.  His special spot that he liked most of all.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!