A cat that wants attention will destroy your computer and poop in your boots. Better be nice to kitty!

Scientists are difficult people, they might go quantum!

Western men like myself never kick horses or cross our legs.

A dog can out=smell a cat, yet can't play Mozart in a pimp outfit.

I prefer a women who can wear her entire wardrobe, or at least convince me I'm seeing things.

Those who say they believe in nothing are also bad at sex.

It will come in the mail, the yes doll that looks like me!

Do not fear getting old, fear the slow walking bingo overlords.

Perhaps Paul would change his mind! Radio is gushy.

If you believe you are totally unable to create, then wiggle something while on the toilet.

If someone is on your shit list, find something else to do then urinate on them. Nothing upsets a bully more.

Why try to make a better world: Corruption can lead to terrible destruction, and now the tools are greater.

Why can people be foul or evil? I assume it is within many a human to write a dark book.

A friend is best who loves, because that is not fleeting. Love goes on till death and even beyond. Hearts that beat, not the cold which life is a calculation.

A Philosophy I have is work. Yes work. The answer is work. Salvation is work. If there is a desire not to work: Work. Some of it should be hard. Do it. Don't stop though you might moan about it. In the end, even end of the day you find that work is good.

Not for wimpy!

In celebration of an idea: freedom and justice for all!

No brainer in plain sight.

Bill hole was preparing to take the blame.

What's life got to do with it?

Kings vs Gods!

Hey babe we got so much love..

I know what you're thinking, esp!

She grabbed, I picked her up, and gave her to the FedEx guy. He said he couldn't deliver her. I said she can't get pregnant, but you can take my fake letters. He said its time for him to make woopie, and began driving as fast as as he could, she screamed with pleasure, and the breaks were broke, and he knew the ride would be frought with danger and fun, then a car car chase began, it ended well thanks to the giant bush that limited the painful injuries to just offensive words for sensitive skins made of charmin!

Now!

Bill Hole froze in place as the skull was only a few feet from him. It was a very new experience!!!

Take it to a freak out disco party right now!

You can't rest all the time!

In the future cartoons twist perception.

Bill Hole found a skull sitting on a grave stone as if waiting for him. Wow creepy!

Intelectuals are very nice people!

A tell all!

What is it with you?

What is it with beautiful girls/women!

Given the growth of evil, those who fear it should have a life time of challenging work to look forwards to.

Notice this guy!