I can't believe she isn't eating butter right now, doesn't she like me!

HIGHLY INTERESTING! It's a big day for Team U.S.A. 20-year-old Alysa Liu, the reigning world champion, enters today's free skate in third place overall, with a chance of winning gold at her second Olympics. If she succeeds, it'll mark the first American women’s singles gold in 24 years. Meanwhile, speed skater Jordan Stolz is going for his third gold in the men’s 1,500 meters, and the strongly-favored women’s hockey team hopes to defeat Canada in the final.

Why hags have more to offer then you thought: to be read as a feel good in tonight's read a thon! Sparking interest everywhere! in the women you didn't even know!

Texas or else!

From X:Everyone says go on X and you'll find tons of pretty girls, so why have I been playing forever and still no one? 😢

Found on X: See new posts Debate Erupts Over Dating Taller Women and Height in Genetics Last updated 16 hours ago On February 22, @venom1s posted that tall men should avoid short women to prevent sons from facing rejection due to height, gaining over 9,000 likes amid backlash. Replies mixed humor, like men calling tall women 'peak,' with science noting height is 80% genetic but influenced by hundreds of genes, nutrition, and environment—no simple guarantees. Women shared examples, such as a 5'10" mom with a 6'6" ex who had a 5'7" daughter, while dating data showed many women prefer men 6'0" or taller. Under the banter, voices emphasized chemistry over charts, with tall women urging dates based on personality, not inches.

He became red with envy because my ideas kept floating around.

My future ex wife had become a yard sale item.

She stopped me at the dance party in order to tell me she is better than the other women, to tell me that she is actually an elf.

She changed her name from Kill Joy to Joy Love. I was putting my head in the toilet. And the Ice cream man was yelling at the sun again.

This was found on X: We really need to hate Latinos more. They’re the most helpful tool used by the Jews to replace Whites in America. They’re now the 2nd largest ethnic group in the USA & the most likely race for Whites to mix with. 42% of interracial marriages are White-Latino (WMLF 22%, LMWF 20%).

He was extremely distressed after learning that his people once loved soup.

Actual post from X: I'd love to go camping and try a date where we spend the night in a tent.

Borderline personality gal to marry Borderline idiot, and buy chainsaws.

Iran's supreme leader, to become Iran's best goat and lamb supreme burger.

Dream on radical liberals, you can never Un-Jew me and hook me up with a Trans. It won't happen.

New dating app called (weirdo alert) can work in both directions.

The movie company was trying to figure out what kind of ego maniac to play first.

She quite her career in order to work on her nose job.

She wanted tall, dark and handsome, but instead she got tall, large and creepy.

With a unibrow like hers, who needed eye brows, hell, who even needs eyes!

She could get anything she wanted, but not her man, because her man was always playing with power tools.

Newscaster sparks fury and burns down man's wig to expose his freaky bald head, which then unleashes terror and thunder.

Dem protestor (now out in large numbers) sparked into rage over newly erected Trump Towers! Promises pyramid revolution and down with fake rainbow imaginings!

Latest poll shows the disco bingo has surpassed deep thinking, and now everyone is doing it!