I think there is a law in biology..

If you hate upon someone much of that hate will hit oneself, as hurting another person would cause physiological pain for the abuser.  Not even violence is free, even online!

When people ask people wether they believe in Aliens exist from other planets..

I just see red flags for conspiracy theories.  Big red flags.

Why do we waste time on conspiracy theories?  Many hours, and emotions?

Egad!

The argument that bad writers write poetry while good ones write novels is bunk.

Shakespeare wrote both poetry and plays and this has happened with other poets through out history.  I don't know why.  What do you think?

Zombie Question: Are Brains over rated..

With the limited IQ out there what sort of food is this anyway!

 

Is originality important for poetry writers?

Absolutely!  You risk a lot more if you take no risks!




From an advanced bimbo perspective I have no idea what I'm doing!


Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!