It is my belief that actual journalism has never actually existed.


 




Yes it's true!


 

Lost and found.


 

Remove your worries with Me! With my generalized anxiety I can do your nervous work for you. For a small fee I can do your emotional burdens for you!


 

Writing is a form of meditation, though not obviously profound or philosophical.

 



I worry too much about hamburgers and the cows they came from!

 


My imaginary future ex girl friend I'm going steady with!


 

God save us!

 



When in doubt I become..


 

Oh well!


 

Oh no it's!

 


You think you know me?!


 

The goal of my life is to get as seen as possible!

 


Be careful..


 

When the going gets tough the tough stay apolitical.


 

Deep.


 

Sometimes I have been known to drool a slime liquid!


 

Thanks to my teddy bear I have a life long supply of love!

 


Unlike Bill Hole my odors can cause dementia!


 

I say no..I can handle being single..thank you!


 

I too am a modern writer, with gifts galore!


 

I am just starting..


 

I can say I love you with no expectations because these words together are good magic.


 

A better world would be kinder, perhaps gentler. There would be no place for hate and hostility.