Many war crimes were commited. Never forget this.

They are fighting for the world. Never forget this.

Never forget the beginning of this war. The whole west felt threatened.

Hear me roar!

Underwear for sale: Cheap and useful!

Welcome to America!

It is happier in Mexico anyway!

Never underestimate an old cat.

A never ending supply of good stuff!

The whole day I thought about nothing and how wonderful was that, being a rock on hill, or a rock star/ hill billy, I would just have a family for nice rock candy, and build a castle of cotten candy for the fools, making money doing nothing.

Protect our border!

When the good guys must win!

There are other things you can be than an anti zionist, anti isreal critic!

Soon the idiots and zombies will infect everything with absolute stupidity. Can we prevent this, or is it too late? You can't just vote this away, act now and buy my new ray gun for only 999.00 while supplies last!

All is well.

TRUST THE WEIRD GUY YOU KNOW AND SECRETLY LOVE, NOT THE UNKNOWN WOMAN WHO SMILES A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW AND WHO HAS DONE NOTHING.

HOW DID I PREDICT THE FATE OF UKRAINE: REASON WOULD HAVE IT THAT UKRAINE WOULD LOSE RIGHT? WRONG! AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR UKRAINE WAS KICKING ASS! THAT SHOULD BE AN OMINOUS WARNING.

I have lost a lot of weight lately so I thought one of you zombie's of the apocolype would like to get a pound of flesh?

Today the better world project is looking less like a theory and more like a good philosophy. It wold stand up in a debate with people against it. To say that is what you want is absurd, but absurdly honest. Of course you want a better world, but look around you!

Do Zombies become non organic eventualy?

Can I find out if my friend Dimitri is still alive? He used to work for Sun Micro Systems in San Jose.

Will the bill make it onto the senate floor or not?

Shock Wave Rider enter..

Keep your heads up.

All this stuff and nonsense should just add to the confusion, but it doesn't. A poet just dives into the cosmic soup and fishes around.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!