Bill Hole became the biggest hole in the internet and they all fell in.

The method is a form of madness. But without the madness the method would fail.

I gave so much, and all I got back was a blood sucker.

The interesting thing about life is that it eventually kills us.

Do not wander around aimlessly when you could simply grab a pen and paper.

The man of your dreams just vomited on your cat. What do you do?

If dogs keep humping your leg perhaps they are trying to tell you something.

With a great chest comes great responsibilities.

It turns out that i am the glitch in the Matrix.

People who throw shit have very dirty hands.

If I can't eat it, it wasn't meant to be.

Women that don't have turbo are no good.

I have never met a yodeler that I didn't like.

Lunatics are just people you haven't met yet.

She said her body was a temple so I walked inside and prayed.

I have never met a weirdo that appeared perfectly normal. But I have tried weirdo shampoo for dry hair.

The vibrators began to work in unison.

She was caught between a ham sandwich and a flying banana.

Someone said he was crazy so I kept looking at his head.

I went from being a babe magnet to being a cheese magnet!

He appeared out of a mirror and began sulking and moaning.

A woman with a big butt often possesses great wisdom.

People can fart all they like, I don't care what they mean.

I wrote a book and its not trash, yet.

A lady that fails to drink slurpies is not my kind of woman.

The cheese was extreme and very bangin.

A woman woman can not be dim witted and sexy at the same time.

My favorite people resemble broken clocks .

Social media is like a laundry machine that leaves you wet and torn to pieces.

I worry about the modern man and it's dirty dirty deeds.

Struggle is noble even if it is not a noble one.

Perfect women are the one's that scare me the most.

You can not become famous by sitting on famous people's faces.

Big underwear is not the measure of a person's worth.

You can not be hostile and apologetic at the same time.

If the statue of liberty took off her clothes her body would be covered in scars. Are we blind?

When people say they are shit faced, does it mean they have actual shit on their face?

If the ad business had it's way you would be a dupe and nothing else.

Sit: Hours in chairs or on couches. Spine compressed, core disengaged, posture collapsing. Blood flow and metabolism slow. Drink diet soda: Artificial sweetness without calories tricks the brain, but studies show it can disrupt hunger signals, gut microbiome, and long-term metabolic health. Often paired with endless snacking or caffeine loops. Drool: Mental checked-out state—mindless scrolling, dopamine hits from short-form content, AI slop, outrage cycles, or infinite feeds. Reduced deep attention, fragmented thinking, emotional numbing.

You can always can the idiots for profit.

I stick fruit loops in my nose when I am happy.

The universe is an impossible place.

If someone gives you the silent treatment for over ten years, that might be a hint.

Ai psychosis is not a joke.

His hat said: Too far out.

If I publish a book will my social status go way up, and then you will invite me into your clean up crew.

My muscles may be big, but they are not explosives.

I am now eating more vegetables, which should calm down the green Nazis.

The fungus will get you before my genius does.

With idiots you can always count on their love.

They told me not to touch the dweeb.

Hairy food doesn't taste good.

Never name your new baby: Crotch Sniffer.

I come in four sizes: Angry, sad, afraid and worried about you.

If I am not real then you have no reason to come here and steal from me.

AI slop is basically the fart blaster demon god of the internet.

According to some antisemites I am an Unreal Jew

According to my research the Mid Atlantic is seriously messed up, which can be estimated by antisemitism as a way to determine this.

If a group comes close to doing another genocide on Jews, they would not stand a chance, and would lose all hope in their own future after failing.

Love thing seeks cheese burger stalker.

How do you blow a liberal's mind? Tell them they are wrong about something.

It's been twenty years of me on blogger, and there wasn't much ego mania, because I like people to enjoy their own self.

Eye sores are rarely attractive.

Time can hit a point where change must occur.