Mostly : 02/08/16

You may say nerds are wimpy, but Superman!

Any guy that shoots powerful beams out of his eyes must be a smart journalist and therefore a nerd who in fact can lift tall buildings with a single hand. Just a nerd!

What have you been smoking?

I was saved in spite of not asking

Had I fallen to my death

Had I some foolish accident

I would be dead is how I figured

You can't complain and moan

Once dead

There is no refund

Because you aren't there to collect

So somebody must have cared

Because I'm still here.