You may say nerds are wimpy, but Superman!

Any guy that shoots powerful beams out of his eyes must be a smart journalist and therefore a nerd who in fact can lift tall buildings with a single hand.  Just a nerd!

What have you been smoking?

New campaign slogan!

WE ARE US

A miracle worker somewhere?

I was saved in spite of not asking

Had I fallen to my death

Had I some foolish accident

I would be dead is how I figured

You can't complain and moan

Once dead

There is no refund

Because you aren't there to collect

So somebody must have cared

Because I'm still here.

God bless this world please.