Being Dracula could get lonely, but maybe not?

I tried to graph it out.

If the past does not exist then five minutes ago is also a false memory.

ONLY LOVE IS ETERNAL.

One thing I learned from Einstein is that being with oneself is often better than with a mob.

Dogs sniff many things and that is for us!

Perhaps the sand will not sting so much, when the foot is not there, where waves pull me in, and crash me on another shore.

Physics from me: THE LITTLE MAN.

We are not in a rat race, we are in a rat cage.

You live inside a rectangle, and go into rectangular machine, and shop at giant rectangles and are buried in a rectangle. I think you need to square things up.

The weirdos took to the streets and began beeping and bouncing.

She was trapped in her own female fantasy, and I escaped out the window.

As I got older I decided to worry less and cause more worry more.

I became a cow and started eating grass, she walked right past.

Stupid people have joined the herd to feel better about themselves and caused frightening stampedes.

Human's are the only animal where self-hatred is common.

In a world flailing about in a death through and throat, do not worry, show up early, drink tea, and stare at the leaves.

How do you beat the system? Just don't let it beat you and aim high.

The world is more than corrupt if every aspect is based on greed.

It turns out the physics department is like a golf club, for wingnuts.

It has been almost impossible to be so generous in a world that can be so cruel and demanding.

People sometimes act like I, the little guy should not have raised myself so often, and so well. Then I wonder if this is America, where people are allowed to dream.

I believe that our "Progess in the last fifteen years has been failed progress, which is a dangerous thing.

Who is my muse? I don't know. But it's a female muse.

Am I glad I left the democrats? Yes, I don't think I ever really was a democrat, more like a centrist fence sitting.

Death is a very good teacher.

Lately I have considered a form of Christianity, and I am also Jewish. By religion though my whole life has been more Christian than Jewish in my general beliefs. I was raised in a secular Jewish home. Given an opportunity to explore religion brought me to a church as my first encounter. Later I would check out a synogogue, and enjoy that also. But from the first experience my roots and readings have been more or less Christian.

I have been twisting and traversing the realm of romance and feel like I am starting to get more comfortable with this genre. I never expected much from it, just a suggestion from another author that it can be mined for a lot of magic. So, I honored this advice and now it seems to look promising.

I hope you enjoyed the recent videos and post because I actually did.

Bill Hole is complex and very deep, and ready to help!

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!