You might think I have ulterior motives,

But no,

Equal pay for women is on my list of causes to work on while I am alive.

We will see if I make a difference or not?

So much freezer room she admonished..

Something new is coming
 
Is come
 
And new works must be
 
Done
 
For life is to stop almost
 
As the living dead hot
 
Wastes away in places
 
Like bone displays
 
Or dusty art
 
Pieces
 
Pieces
 
Seems to fall to shards
 
Try but no success
 
To hold me up
 
Even love not
 
Not enough!

Needless advice:

hard work pays of in some form or another

I find comfort in strange things and even strangers

Everything is a joke and people aren't funny enough

Never let someone fart directly on your face and not get smacked with a cheese

Give a lot because it pleases everyone and displeases your does

Fill your mind with frontiers and see what happens

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!