Nooooo! I'm becoming a millinial!!!

Better than ever!!!

After his strange spooky nature travels Bill Hole looky bruised up, but a bit beefy.

Susan though looked like Royal Vegatarian Food!

Suddenly Susan was burning with love!

A torch of list perhaps

But there he was coming out of the fog

Looking suave and strong

He was that space guy

It was him

Bill Hole from way beyond

And out there

Himself!!

I know its easy to forget Bill Hole and even want to, but currently he is taking a very long walk through the fog on a path that seems redundant


My Dad was a doctor which may be a big reason I am against the death penalty.

So what are my thoughts about violent criminals?

Tougher sentences and treat rape just as any violent crime.

Weaker sentences on non violent crime, especially the sale of marijuana.

I believe that violent repeaters in public need some kind of pressure to prevent more violent behavior.  Attitudes amongst violent criminals today seem different than the past.  This has been researched, but taken seriously?  Ehum...

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!