Making money is really good?

If you answered yes you are like the many make up the most party.

So pull up a chair grab your self a computer and prepare for lift off.

As you chase the million dollars get a good feeling.

That is that you are now rich and happy!

When sexual thoughts happen use the following puritan skills to think pure again:

1.  Breathe rapidly till you pass out

2.  Engage in deep philosophy

3.  Join a science fiction book club

4.  Watch sponge Bob

5.  Get some expert spiritual advise from a hipster

6.  Get a George W fan poster to stare at

7.  Jump up and down

8.  Stick your head in a refrigerator

9.  Become competitive at bingo

10.  Pick someone's nose

If none of these work try becoming all ten!

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In case of emergency flush your toilet and put all your bad fun thoughts into the water and then flush twice if needed then apply mint soap to the rim of the toilet and then apply a power too to the drain pipe while doing kitran