A flock of Ducks have met with Israel officials in an attempt to irritate the Iranians.

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People who brush their teeth a lot have the most to lose.

If God had meant your life to be free and easy he wouldn't have invented ice cream.

Arsenal’s best chance at getting big money for Gabriel Martinelli has just presented itself. Gabriel Martinelli’s Arsenal future remains up in the air. He has been linked with an exit all summer and his omission from the matchday squad in the Community Shield win over Man City has fuelled the fire. Several clubs are keen on the Brazilian but none have met Arsenal’s valuation. Martinelli has turned down a move to Turkey. If the latest rumoured interest is true, Arsenal should push hard for a deal. Qatari interest is just what Arsenal needed. The club must get good money for its players. If Martinelli leaves this summer, he must bring a substantial fee. Reports from the Middle East say Qatar’s Al-Sadd are keen and could pay around £50m. That is the sum Andrea Berta seeks and Arsenal fans expect. At £50m he would become Arsenal’s most expensive sale, still held by Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. If Arsenal are serious about selling and replacing him, they should engage the Qataris for the big money the club deserves.

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The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) is actively targeting California through major federal lawsuits, civil rights investigations, and challenges to state laws regarding firearms, immigration benefits, and prison conditions.Lawsuits and Legal ChallengesGlock and Handgun Ban: The Department of Justice filed a lawsuit against California to block its retail ban on Glock handguns and challenge the state's Handgun Roster under the Second Amendment.In-State Tuition and Dream Act: The DOJ filed a complaint to stop California from providing in-state tuition and financial aid/scholarships to undocumented students under the California Dream Act.Congressional Maps: The DOJ joined a lawsuit to block California's Proposition 50, alleging the constitutional amendment creates racially gerrymandered congressional boundaries.Civil Rights InvestigationsWomen's Prisons: A federal DOJ probe found a long-standing pattern of staff sexual misconduct and a lack of accountability at the Central California Women's Facility in Chowchilla and the California Institution for Women in Chino, giving the state 49 days to fix the issues or face a federal lawsuit.Election and Local Scrutiny: Federal officials have also signaled ongoing inquiries into local vote-counting and election administration processes, alongside localized leadership challenges regarding unconfirmed federal prosecutor appointments in the region.

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