New brain fungus found on computer keyboard.

His handshake was firm, so I gave him a job in the cave.

I have yet to see the real banana come forth and be productive.

I have stopped saying: When will all the idiots go away. "I figure they are here to stay!"

It was hardly worth bothering about, but there she is!

All the best women are on the moon.

My lung butter is much to good for your toast.

It turned out the drop dead beauty queen was recently deceased.

Every time people hurt Jews another Jew grows out of the earth and spreads. Be friends, and the earth will not expand much more.

When in doubt go to Nebraska.