Enemy men can't take it and surrender.

Russian fleet to reveal their army of rubber duckies..

More blood detected in the red sea. Stange sounds coming out of Gaza. New hairs styles emerge in Iran. Jet skis appear near a Crimean Beach.

New :STORM BREWING IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAIR SPRAY FOR MEN.

Jihad chapstick available for the most fanatical serial killers. Or you could get the winning tickets! Or you could kiss another man? Or obtain powers beyond this world? I have no idea what I am talking about!

No HAREMS LEFT, sorry dudes.

Australia should keep their dingos out of Gaza!

The basic fact, is we are all waiting for zombie hitler, some people would be thrilled, but not me.

Thanks to STAR TREK armed Tartars are being beamed down into Ukraine and Gaza! Fear is back!

Hidden Plans reveal that King Kong will do massive defication on Iran.

Russian Military to pupa then magically transform in delicious gormet ham.

No birthday cake given to Hamas! Sorry dudes!

Israel to a release a giant Cookie Monster onto Gaza, while Godzilla is now napping at a club med. Better days ahead (MOSTLY?)

Taylor Swift to be the first person to have dominion over the film industry and music industry with ease.

German shepards, well trained, with good dog smarts, to take over congress.

Forbiden Laser to Penis shots aimed to decrease.

Boat trip to Planet Venus to be announced someday soon.

I will single handedly protect Palistian Children from Hamas. I'll take the blows to keep those children safe and happy.

Is DARTH VADER in IRAN?! OR NOT?!?

The BETTER WORLD I have been fighting for is not happening so there will be no entertainment, research, journalism, humor or anything else from me until..