Being single is just fine for me, and I consider it an accomplishment.

If someone plays with a gun enough they will become a murderer.

Most people to me are just talking heads.

It is in dreams where we find reality.

Find enchantment in simple pleasures and nothing will worry you again.

A bully is never safe to be around.

In my view America has been walking a tight rope for decades now, and Trump will help if you just let him!

I must object to recent accusations against President Obama. If you think he was bad, I assure you things could have been worse. I think of Obama as a centrist who was surprised to find himself president.

Modern day fighters for a better world be like this!

Bill Hole just wanted to find something in Canada and he never mentioned what it was and his exact location is still unknown. He is presumed to be riding a moose in the Yukon Territory or Feeling the impacts of Tariffs. Either way Bill Hole is having a blast!

AOC to suddenly become a talented visionary vodoo expert, predictions soon are pin point accurate and she levitates in front of a crowd while healing them.

If you are critic of one of my jokes you can't laugh at it and deem it offensive.

Bill Hole agrees with this message.

Not only does the big bang sound erotic, but it's universe is shaped like a penis.

Dems double down on the color pink and rainbows, plus bigger boobs on men, for extra partisan challenge!

When you get a bust of a man its his head featuring his forehead, when you get a bust of a woman it features her breasts which are mostly covered up.

We need a moment to go to the bathroom right now.

New character! Meet Steve Smooth: playboy, idealist, and reckless driver.

Bill Hole was exploring some dark secrets in Canada!

A real moment to get to know President Trump: FOX News Penn State wrestler who made beeline for Trump after winning title speaks out Penn State wrestling superstar Carter Starocci made a beeline for President Donald Trump moments after making NCAA history at the organization's wrestling championships in Philadelphia on Saturday. The first five-time Division I champion shared his win – and the contents of his mat-side conversation with the president – with Fox News Monday. California: U.S. Gov Gives Major Tax Break To Go Solar (Up To $30K) SunValue California: U.S. Gov Gives Major Tax Break To Go Solar (Up To $30K) Ad "When I heard he was coming, I kind of figured I was going to go over there and say a few words to my man because I met him before, so having him in the house is always special," he told "Fox & Friends." NCAA WRESTLING CHAMPIONS SHAKE HANDS WITH TRUMP AFTER WINNING TITLE BOUTS Carter Starocci and President Trump greet each other after Starocci made history by becoming a five-time NCAA wrestling champion. Fox News Carter Starocci and President Trump greet each other after Starocci made history by becoming a five-time NCAA wrestling champion. Fox News © X/@whitehouse/ Fox & Friends Screengrab Starocci defeated Northern Iowa’s Parker Keckeisen, 4-3, to win the 184-pound championship and his fifth NCAA title, the first and possibly last time the feat is ever achieved due to athletes receiving an extra year of eligibility from COVID. Shortly after the match, he approached Trump, shook his hand and snapped a photo with him as he toted his trophy. READ ON THE FOX NEWS APP LA TIMES WRITERS SUGGEST WORLD SERIES CHAMPION DODGERS SHOULD SKIP WHITE HOUSE VISIT: 'THANKS, BUT NO' President Donald Trump attends the finals at the NCAA wrestling championship, Saturday, March 22, 2025, in Philadelphia. AP Images President Donald Trump attends the finals at the NCAA wrestling championship, Saturday, March 22, 2025, in Philadelphia. AP Images © AP Images Starocci said he asked Trump if he enjoyed the match and the two exchanged a few words. "[He told me] 'You're one of my favorite wrestlers to watch in the world. I love your tenacity. I love your interviews.' Then I told him I appreciated his persona as well. I told him the story, too. [I said], 'When I was warming up, they kind of made it a little hard for me because you're the big dog,' and he laughed, and then he gave me like a nice coin to recognize me," he shared. He's arrived at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia forVideo Player is loading. FOX News President Trump welcomed by audience chanting 'USA!' at NCAA wrestling championship Starocci views his victory as a "stepping stone" for himself and for the program. He hopes to medal in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games. Fox News' Jackson Thompson contributed to this report.

The blessing is upon America.

Why academics are so good at making others feel small and weak? New essay coming soon!

Einstein thought of himself as German, just like some Jews think of themselves as Americans. I suppose people never learn. People can change their colors as fast as the wind.

In a final attempt to save the dems, Bernie Sanders suddenly learns piano, and removes the economics pain.

Young libs accidently gas light Saudi Arabia on social media today, going off target from evil zionist's for nine whole hours.

Someday people will begin protesting and won't know what they are protesting.

The cat was called Miss Nipples for a reason.

The stone was stared at and then colors formed with melting spots of color, for he loved her not. He loved her never. He burned her book of lies. and said never is never enough.

Into the frying pan again requires urgent care. And she is urgent.

Illegals are in contact with Space Aliens doing bad things!

OMAR IS CREATING ORBS!

Democrats do a new rough draft on the books: FART PROUDLY and FATTIE WOKE CLOWN!

The stupidity factor actually given new measurements and the results, are Amazing!

Has the world gone nuts or fruit loops? you decide!

Democrats are seeking advise from Alien Worlds, and it isn't going very well.

We have just discovered the Sphincter Universe and a new mind blowing paradine is shifting our understanding of reality!

If someone yells, swears, and lies to my face I don't usually like them.

At one point during the nineties democrats were famous for giving people bigger welfare checks than people getting minimum wage.

If a person must conform to your opinion, then how secure would you be?

I think Putin has a big card in play, but America can play ball.

Mountain sex might take you higher?

My interest in people with flame throwers has gone out.

Still enchanted by woke? and how about trans clown screaming babies?

Son, what do you want to be when you grow up: troll, goblin, zombie, idiot?

Hard work has a way of pissing some people off.

You can not beat someone into a friend.

Hate has done little to advance the human condition.

If crime did not pay there would be no criminals.

Success is not for just the few.

Being capable can become a crime in a criminal world.

A criminal likes free stuff, but doesn't usually beg for it.

When everyone becomes a number, then freedom is just a number.