Put on your skeptical nerd Helmet as I say this:

The yellow glass cylinder in my house, lit the way it is, with the stalk of a plastic plant running through it:

Is at a level ten wow level.  I can't see reality the same way now.  Looking at it makes me unsure of reality.

Promise.

Hey! Give that lady some space. She needs it. She's an astronaut.

Okay, this glass cylinder is not appearing correctly at night in my lighting around it. This is really odd.

A photo might come, or not.

Science guy wanted, or science gal!

I am puzzled by an object and need an answer or I may start to feel nuts.

The person who wants to cause you suffering while chewing apart your brain is probably not a trusted friend or Ally.

Socialize wisely! 💀

Really big question: What does cool mean in September, as in hip, with it, or hella smoking epic as fuck.

Mmmm..

Maybe I should start with another question so losers like me can understand myself.  Or you can just google it!