I'll let you know how I drank the milk.

Sorry, I ran into your house by accident and bumped my head.

I was detecting the case of the Vanishing Vixens. No luck so far.

I stopped trying and became a Barbie Masterpiece.

I needed more than she could give, but she gave me everything, and now I can fly again!

She lacked charisma, but she had plenty of charm!

They were replaced by a high ranking super idiot.

Cock blockers also need sun blocks.

He ate the forbidden cheese berry.

She has a one track mind but I keep playing her.

The day is good and so is Ice Cream.

Every time I get angry I thank God I don't hit the ceiling and then I thank Gravity.

You can't chew holocaust bubble gum and smile at the same time.

Edger Allen Poe is the true founder of the Zionist movement. Scary but true!

It turns out Palestinians are just a tribe of angry wandering nomads.

She stopped running with the wolves and began riding unicorns.

New book: HOW TO FART MORE PERFECTLY THAN MOST PEOPLE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

I told you to mow the grass, not eat the grass.

I have met all kinds of stupid people, but baby you're the best!

I told you to suck it up, not to suck on it!

Sexy people also deserve love, donate now!

I am not just fighting antisemitism, I am fighting for all the snail people.

The only memory he left her was his large ass.

Instead of seizing the moment she grabbed his balls.

She went from hungry for love to just plain thirsty.

Tall people are in short supply and we need more wagons.

If you can't eat it, perhaps it was never there.

I always enter through the back door.

When their brains become jelly we will use the butter.

Boring is the new Black.

After seeking for gold and jewels she found the magic penis.

Now we need not just find ass kissers, but crotch lickers also.

We met when it was very dark and the moon was new and our love was young.

Thanks to God I received a drop of hope, but still got rained on.

I can't believe she isn't smothering me with butter!

My new store will be called: Delusion Coffee.

Today I will be feeble and conforming plus open to spanking.

I am dangerous only because of my strange odors.

Having three butt cheeks is biologically impossible.

I stopped being a dragon and began collecting smooth rocks instead.

She offered me a hand full of jelly.

Internet trolls to meet in real life to hate test each other.

Causing Jews to move to the promised land will not make you rich.

The reason not to hold your head up high, is people will throw crap at it when you do.

Demon boobs are still better than bad books.

Famous people can not cause a sun tan.

So many vampires, too many zombies.

Its a disaster! I have no more love to give!

Imperfect people are still people!

To a short person I am tall and to a tall person I am short. It's a great life.

If some Seniors worship bingo, then Bingo must have been made by God.

I hope to step away from politics for a while and enter more into other realms. Stay tuned!

Hundreds of Black Christian Leaders Arrive in Israel Stand for Israel | November 4, 2026 Pastors Delegation - Western Wall_28.Photo: Buksa Digital Ltd. The Unfinished Business Pilgrimage is an initiative established by the Black Christian Leaders Council on Israel Relations that will bring 500 representatives to Israel to visit biblical sites, meet with victims of the October 7, 2023, attacks, and show their support for the Holy Land and the Jewish people. The pilgrimage also honors Martin Luther King Jr.’s planned trip to Israel in the late 1960s, which never took place because of his assassination. The Times of Israel reports that hundreds of representatives have already arrived, with more expected later this week. There is a “mountain of support rising from the Black church,” says Pastor Michael A. Stevens, Sr. The leaders of the pilgrimage present gifts to victims of the Hamas-led October 7, 2023, massacre, including freed hostage Elkana Bohbot; Hila Abir, whose brother Lotan was murdered at the Nova music festival; and Daniel Lischinsky, whose son Yaron was murdered alongside his fiancée Sarah Milgrim at an Israeli embassy event in Washington, DC. Ther rest of the participants arrive tomorrow, and will visit biblical sites across the country, as well as the site of the Nova massacre. Steven says that Jewish and Black Americans had a tradition of coming together to “establish what was right, and to set the tone for the nation and for the world.” “If anyone should stand with our Jewish brothers and sisters, it ought to be African Americans, it ought to be Africans,” he continues. Stevens also says the mission’s main objectives are to raise awareness of rising anti-Semitism around the world and build bridges between Black Christian leaders and the Jewish people. The Fellowship is proud to be part of this mission, with Senior Director of Outreach Pastor Roger Cheeks having helped establish the Black Christian Leaders Council on Israel Relations earlier this year. Meanwhile, both the U.S. and Israel are experiencing political developments following their respective elections. In the U.S., the Democratic Party gained control of both the Senate and the House of Representatives in the midterm elections. In Israel, President Isaac Herzog has received the results and begun consultations to determine who will receive the mandate to form the next government. He also reiterated the importance of avoiding a second election.