THE BETTER WORLD AWARD goes out to historic and alive culture.

Most men don't like to be called Hanging Fruit.

Perhaps a new kind of order to the world is already in the works, and the winners might surprise everyone.

She had more to offer than my tiolet.

Roasted idiot likes the fresh new feeling.

Even if you like crabs, don't put them in your underwear.

Who is the Zorg? Liberal. Why does it matter? I don't know.

It seems that Americans want Economic Progress, especially with their wallet.

You light up my snot, you make me depressed, I am all yours.

Never let your handsoap out of your sight, stay clean, and avoid idiots.

If you meet a woman named Creepy Freaky Crone, hand her to Godzilla.

Foolish Ways Tiolet Paper will be your new secret weapon.

Your new greed enhancing tooth paste has arrived. Stay hungry!

Apple Sauce was aware of Foot Lickers lurking.

Your dream guy is now oozing wih sores.

Today God will turn your feet into sponge cake, but only for a few seconds.

Travel in itself is very tiring, which is why blood loss and gangreen aren't good.

Bingo Lords to give up on mind control and focus on ripe bannanas.

Extemeley cute creatures to demand love at gunpoint.

Arm pit odors noticed in the Atlantic Ocean Coast Lines, bringing about new seal migration paterns and human mating calls.

Instant karma is too fast.

The problems in England have never been totally secret, because too many secrets can't all be kept.

My cousin is currently in Israel fighting for the IDF. I'm so proud of her.

The terrorist event goes a little more to proving a conspiracy theory. Who is largely behind the violence in many countries seems to be from a white supremist jihadist movement, even at the Universities. How could this be? Perhaps this group promises some ultimate victory. The problem is if such a promise doesn't happen with those who are convinced it would, that consequences would effect them.

Greetings and Salutations. This year looks to be a different year than the last one. Still no real predictions yet.