Weepy oysters fall into a web surfing experience as angry trolls maul them.

Uphill click bait salmon to have mostly a good time. (Not caught in the internet)

Creation of a black hole has been completed for the best lies, untruths, and misleading remarks. A white hole will fart them out into a worm hole. The light of truth will shine in a mirror universe where all goes backwards in time.

Rough Ways Ice Cream Shop is ready for more people and summer is ready, get very ready: the roughest toughest ice cream ever!

The dark and stormy things that go bump in the night, wild creatures with thorny wings, villains arrive at the scene, plots for the feast, welcome to the shop of noodles, drag your pipe into the smoke, live the dream, be the life.

All you need is pink, everything in the realm of the imagination, hills in Fremont topped with pink bras and panties, a sun bursting with pink flames, the Goddess of Sweltering Attraction leaps from a pink fiat, and life as we know it fries like an omelet of pink eggs.

I plan to be the first 55 year old man goat trainer.

If there are more genocides the murder rate might also go up.

Star Trek Utopia or darkness? (By darkness I refer to genocides)

New Thoughts on The Net! I think the internet is pointing at a need for mellow environments. ( Not your epic iconic mind blowing places)

Learn how to idiot proof your hat: Just put fairy dust on it.

Lazy summer days can bring great happiness, and help you work on your tan. Perhaps with AI!

I am declaring now that in this election I am a democrat, not a centrist, especially when right wing news actually had a quick story where she just said: "I don't like democrats" with great hostility in her voice. That is not the right journalism style I learned in college.

Life is hard enough, but do jerks understand?

Hit me, and slap me, but still I rise.

A good reason to have a computer is for learning and personal growth, not to weaponize the earth.

It's not my way or the highway anymore!

Move beyond being bad.

The better world prize: with all the wickedness, lets go dogs. Dogs win! Back yard dogs, with some attitude.

The wrong way to deal with a difficult problem: Kill Kill Kill!

How to measure what the eye can not see, but the eye thinks that it is seeing? Please inquire.

The new frontier waiting, beaches rise, city walls crack, beasts come to burden, a waking has occurred, dark engines dishonesty breathes full, a second coming is at hand, the hawks arrive in secret lands, the second coming.