Drink all you like, there is more to come.

America is great, but it can't control the weather.

I can't believe she didn't butter my toast!

And tonight Bill Hole is entering The Cave of Certain Doom. Shall we pray for this fictional character or not? Hint: He is in search of a magic rock that can heal his brain.

And Politics: Is needed, but lets remember it is not the only game in town.

Any God talk from Mark: I can't pick up a phone to God. It's not like that. It's more like God keeps showing up in my life. Almost like a stray cat would. You never know when the cat will show up.

Make America funnier again!

In life you can aim high or low, but one is better than the other.

I have met morans before, but you eat my cake.

Big bust woman meets large forehead guy and falls deeply in love.

Busty women always beat me at chess.

She wasn't the most BEAUTIFUL LOVE GODDESS but she looked better than my goldfish.

You know humanity is in trouble when people all have nipple spy devices.

He grew up as a partisan troll on the internet and calls himself the dangerous one.

Vegan burgers were made to feel superior with.

My first wife used to barf on me when she got upset.

There was a surprising amounts of bunny love inside her.

Stupid people put their noses in Horses asse's expecting a mystery.

Things may come and go, but stupidity is forever.

Video Games don't cause drool. That is totally your fault!

Don't be ashamed of your crotch. We all have the exact same problem.

I was going at it for a year: I finally solved the riddle of my belly button. It told me to get a job.

I was interested in the other gathering of weirdos, not yours.

Punisher Radio HITS, ON SALE NOW!

I may be a fence sitter, but I don't do faces.

I know that haters form a pack and act like hungry wolves, which is why I leave them alone to eat themselves.

There are grandmothers who have forgotten to love their Smurf Doll collection.

For those who want to be morally superior they require a target to make inferior. This in turn makes them inferior in the eyes of God.

UNICEF data show there was no famine in Gaza.

The point is usually sharp and rarely sticky.

Some people think that if they get fat they can never become stupid.

If you don't love her stop feeding her jelly beans.

Spooky Hulk was putting too much weight on my head.

He smokes the hash while I make hash tags.

You have Trump and Mamdami together and it makes total sense to me somehow!

My new wife is called: Nympho Cabinet

Soon after dumping her I flushed the toilet.

Saying Israel is colonial is about as absurd as saying the Netherlands has never done anything wrong.

Men who prefer sheep to bring their poetry and bongos to the event.

I offer you my brain and lots of nothing.

If the shit hits the fan, buy a hair dryer.

She told me the answer to every question was herself, because she was the only answer possible and thought was never needed again.

I met my new wife and her name is: Horny Balrog

My brother Erik told me a secret reason people have been known to hate Jews. They don't believe in God, but fear that God is real. That if they killed the Jews they would have killed God. Its sick and twisted logic.

Two years ago, Avinatan Or was kidnapped in Gaza on October 7, and released on October 13 this year under a ceasefire agreement. He recently spoke about his two-year ordeal at the North American Jewish Federation conference held in Washington. He was held captive for 738 days in an underground tunnel in the Gaza Strip, chained alone in pitch-black darkness, given only meager amounts of food. He said the hardest part was the complete isolation from the outside world. False information about his loved ones also exerted psychological pressure, he noted. However, he said that to survive, he "made efforts to change his own fate." That involved, at one point, escaping from the tunnel, writing "hostage" on a sandbag, and searching for a way to flee. But that attempt was noticed by his guards, after which he was beaten for days and tied to a chair for a week. He also spoke about his psychological and emotional survival strategies—how, within his solitary cell, he engaged with the terrorists in ways that helped him reclaim his humanity and not lose sight of the life and world beyond his captivity. "I talked with my captors about faith, the Quran, and the Torah. It reminded me that humans can exist even in darkness," he said. And he stated that the true heroes are the IDF soldiers who worked to rescue them, adding that he now wants to get involved in treating soldiers' trauma. "It's possible for everything to be taken from you, but no one can take away your mind and clarity. Everything in my life has shaped who I am now. And it has allowed me to remain myself," he concluded.

I got this, an orange in my pocket, big round bursting with fruit, just the thing when the hunters come home, so you know my solution is round and orange and very explosive.

Two years ago, Avinatan Or was kidnapped in Gaza on October 7, and released on October 13 this year under a ceasefire agreement. He recently spoke about his two-year ordeal at the North American Jewish Federation conference held in Washington. He was held captive for 738 days in an underground tunnel in the Gaza Strip, chained alone in pitch-black darkness, given only meager amounts of food. He said the hardest part was the complete isolation from the outside world. False information about his loved ones also exerted psychological pressure, he noted. However, he said that to survive, he "made efforts to change his own fate." That involved, at one point, escaping from the tunnel, writing "hostage" on a sandbag, and searching for a way to flee. But that attempt was noticed by his guards, after which he was beaten for days and tied to a chair for a week. He also spoke about his psychological and emotional survival strategies—how, within his solitary cell, he engaged with the terrorists in ways that helped him reclaim his humanity and not lose sight of the life and world beyond his captivity. "I talked with my captors about faith, the Quran, and the Torah. It reminded me that humans can exist even in darkness," he said. And he stated that the true heroes are the IDF soldiers who worked to rescue them, adding that he now wants to get involved in treating soldiers' trauma. "It's possible for everything to be taken from you, but no one can take away your mind and clarity. Everything in my life has shaped who I am now. And it has allowed me to remain myself," he concluded.

If you see an angel being harshly criticized, it is probably a Jewish person. As if stopping international terrorism wasn't enough!

Some insane people contribute to science, and people still like them.

He became so tired that the flowers nearby wilted.

The rotten banana was of no use to her so she took off on a Lear Jet.

I had a night to myself until Tickle me Elmo pounded on my door.

I loved her more than I can say, but sang my heart out, and now I have no heart, and it was served on a tray.

HER NAME WAS: SICK TWISTED SECULAR ZOMBIE LOVER.

SUDDENLY IT WAS HIM, THE HANDSOME MAN, AND SMILING! HE WAS NOW EATING APPLE PIE AND STARING AT AN ELECTRIC EEL!