Democrat or Republics? Both bizarre compared to the past? Is it doomed experiment prophesy! Nah!

I want to state my objection to obnoxious protesting especially for the sake of honking ones beak!

Why poetry breaks the physics of regular speech.

Someone write a conversation in prose creating a peace plan! It can't be done! I refuse to try!

Though poetry is cool in war situations it is best when inspired by the energy of war and not for diplomacy.

Putin and Zelensky are both poets to me. First time a war was like that in my memory!

The silver lining of today. I'm exploring the topic of money. I even tried doing a form of investing. How do we collectively as humans determine what is valuable and what is a liability? And surely I think poetry is no longer undervalued! There is a future!

How would you paint the American brain in general and what word would you give to each color?

The assumptions about antisemitism is a lie, Jews pose what threat? Uhum! The real reason is not rational.

What I simply end my normal contract with America? If there is no law?

I want to help enlighten a lot of people, but I don't think in that way. If I say something important it is not like mints pouring out constantly. I have my limitations. I am no flood of wise talk!

Did Putin hear me! No. Of course peace is not on his mind.

If you want me to leave, I will!

Damn.

The cat had the beauty victory.

We ducks rule, and I rule them forever!

Don't

anhilating particles

Decline!

Victory is to be found outside of foes and competition. We are not fools to our lower selves. We are very wise.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!