A despot can not rule his people by killing them, violence works, not death. So what they must do is lab work. We need to understand how they got this violent.

America likes snow and we really like ice, which is why we must have Greenland.

I basically am a bunch of ham that keeps getting shoved between two slices of bread and shoved into the freezer. I am that sandwich you treasure, but refuse to eat, because my sandwich needs to be iced and used when starvation hits. When all the soup in the world won't do the trick.

Europe may offer trump wind, and that is nice of them.

He ate a grapefruit and began crying. It always begins this way and it ends with the oranges.

Liberals are trying to prove that Iranians are actually Palestinians (right now) to give them victim status.

Imagine Trump fixing your house up and cleaning up your street, fixing the lights and adding some gold here and there. Now wouldn't that be nice?

So when the aliens came they saw geeks like never before, all demanded selfies, all were demanding selfish brats. So the aliens packed their bags and went home to their planet.

Make Greenland America hats secretly being shown as the penguins go marching in!