If you wish I can provide cheese care shampoo for a new cheesier you!

Good will to China from me.

Something budged.

Can we do better or anyone?

I may be pro peace, but war is history to some extent, imagine America with out Sherman's march.

Why Walt Witman?

Why Christina Rossetti?

Just being nice.

Into another summer!

A chance..

Bad or good or wtf?

The creatures of folklore, some still exist in some form.

This whole war I have been thinking that the Russian analysis of the west and the US is familiar, but really lacking in some research.

I was amazed by all the interesting hairstyles in Berkeley California, but it wasn't my fault this time.

Quantun computers will make it poosible to be with your girlfriend even when she's sleeping elsewhere and you are in a coma. Life is good!

I got Bored of putting ants in my pants so I put a few wolverine in there.

I'm ready for the presidential election, excited!

Glad to be an American!

Sweet Nothings actually turn out to be negative imaginary numbers compared to snicker bars.

It wasn't so bad, she taught me a lot about frogs, which almost became my new hobby with a renewed interest in logs.

Escaping from reality just got better!

Did someone say that Odin plans on attacking Russia?

I learned from the internet that on avarage we drool a tea spoon each night! Thanks internet!

Since Ben Franklin taught you how to fart proudly I'm going to show you how to do it loud!

EXAMPLES OF FREE SPEECH BELOW! WELCOME TO AMERICA!

Rocks are good for many things, but not for getting your rocks off, that might take a miracle!

Happy faces sent to Russia might be a game changer or cause dancing to happen!

The water drinking non extreme Americans have emerged like mutating fish from the depths of the ocean!

Its time to stop the hate in America, the kind that is dangerous. It will get a lot of work and effort.

Ice house.

Its a big world out there.

Never can mean forever!

Remember this and wonder why?

It was a miracle but she climbed part of herself into an elephants rear and got stuck. This explains why I remain a democrat!

I had done nothing wrong but the perfumed foam bath enticed me!

I don't know about you but I'm phoning home.

The worst name for your new baby: Alien Wart Hog Clowno.

The sheep have gotten out and there is nothing except a moon base that can save us!

With my new magic color hair dye you can fake being bald, then pretend you have bald abilities!?

Why is there something rather than nothing? The only thing that exits is icecream everything else is proven void.

Chimp writes a 1000 page book called "Humans are fools" and all is well.

American celebrities and stars to give up the spot light and join the fray seen in flashy uniforms that reveal close to a million famous people!

How to know you're in a black hole? When the person(s) rejecting you flush you down a tiolet where the aligators are. Also red necks and fruit.

NATO Helping hands sent to Ukrain while bodies do others things.

Super glue lip gloss for desperate women in need. MOUTH TRAP on sale with mister right now!

New microwave oven will also blast food into your mouth. Never exert yourself with forks again. THE FOOD BLASTER on sale now!

Time travel would get such unpredictable results that a best friend might get accidently lost and even computers might work badly.

New device anticipates all your bitxhing and moaning and does it all for you while exjoying all the pleasures of eating and sex.

Man eats one of his hands to add another fact on.

Purple Jelly to Jam Russian Radar and their sandwiches.

There's a magic moment when you bite into a hamburger and suddebly it's a hot dog.

Jews get to be free from teck nazis right?

I started a goat!