I found profound wisdom and nobody offered me any stock options.

Todays greatest hit: Just another Phychotic in Love! The new dance craze!!!

If you can't shake and wobble I have no use for you in my private army.

Human's are the only creature that is more gracefull on tiolet seats then they tend to be in reality.

Do stupid people who have sex with smart people cause a nuclear reaction? Is this the answer to all our problems?

Science is in the evidence more than the theory.

Art will never be the same!

And what God is mine: I think that the God you meet when you are dead would be different than the one you face now. The one you face at death is eternal bliss and everlasting love, the God you meet in this world is impossible to describe.

Don't enter unless you want your soul changed.

Even a small drone won't fit in your butt, stop trying, it won't fit!

Democracy isn't about losing freedom and penises.

I prefer a politics that isn't smelly, and pretends that it's all roses.

You want to do nothing so bad? nothing is something, but its a terrible waste of time.

I understand that Australia is the most Antisemetic Country in the world. I don't think I'll be giving that country any award.

If it's all political than I suppose it's stupid.

So how do I feel about Gaza: A war isn't civilized, and this war wasn't either, and people seemed to want it to be civilized and the protests to be imagined as civilized when the language and emotion wasn't. Neither was the organizing and the intent.

Is this white bread?

If there are billions of horrible butt holes than how can God exist?

If democrats don't break down and cry a little then they will totally lose my respect.

How to be boring and useless? This devise in your hands is perfect!

I am waiting for some Democrats to show that they are ashamed of the last four years. I am seriously disapointed that democrats can just pretend nothing wrong happened.

Can retrocausality be a theory of everything? Not likely.

The way to beat russia is to understand that to some extent they want to be beaten, they are tired of this war, and truly want it over with.

I should hope that the reason human's invented computers is more than blind addiction and slavery.

As one man stabs the other stabs the other and they all fall down.

Trump will spend at least a year cleaning up all the disgusting, rotten, corrupt crap that was left to him. You should all be grateful.

Do I believe in the Return Of The Jews? It sounds like a good movie? When does it come out. And when will I come out? I am a Jedi!

Reagan was the first president that didn't belong to the elites, and Trump is the second.

I read about Agenda 2025 and it's very conservative, very grounded in reality, and offers people a better chance in the future.

America can claim many wonderful things, but freedom for all?

My enemies have helped make me a long suffering Jew. Excelent for me!

We can remember how universities across America supported Hamas, sometimes violently, sometimes against students who were Jewish and not identified with Israel. No way will we forget. We will not forget the insane protests in liberal cities, the blocked bridges, the insults hurled. You people must have thought we would be dead now, unable to tell our stories.

The expectation that Jews will go against their interests if they are not completely Jewish is one of the reasons I started returning to Judiasm.

People might say: How could you move to Israel? I might answer: How can I live in the United States!

If you want a husband get him to like you, do what ever it takes!

What is the meaning of death and dying: Live life to the fullest because you only get one life and can't take back time.

The hope is that people can somehow get off the hate wagon.

I was going to make a serious accusation, but no, I will wait. And pray.

What happens when you let God into your life more? With God things should change.

Democrats always seem to shift the blame very successfully onto the republicans. Now we know who the bad people are right?

I think God is like a Horse Wisperer and he/she actually wispers to us.

The scientific cause of evil is Bad Hygine.

What makes a dildo multi purpose?

How does life work? That is not an easy question, but don't fart when you are talking.

So she began to eat a chocolate donut which had beautiful sprinkles on top, then she smiled, and erupted into great laughter, the ceiling collapsed and she died.

There are Americans who seem to think that only violence causes bruises or bleeding. Otherwise it's okay! Unless you have sensitivity rights.

I like the way Jesus makes the abstract concrete.

How is the Better World Project going: A woman starts her carreer by winning the worst video of the year on youtube. Another woman wins the best actress award by being a dog.

Some people act like America is the land of innocent people. Cough! Cough!

It all sounded so good that she spilled the milk on the floor, began to clean, then strange cats appeared from nowhere.

An unstoppable force.

Strangers to recieve warm welcomes including hugs, instead of suspicious stares.

Which state will win THE STATE OF THE YEAR AWARD?!

Dark Times are here again with yummy dark chocolate!

When men prefer robot women does their gender and pronouns move around?

Is God brainy? Why not?

God is good. That is a nice comfort, but then why can humans act so savage and cruel?

It turns out that the academic physics club isn't allowed to consider my work and the works of anyone who isn't them. Do you think that is fair?

It was strange to see Pro Palistinians dress like them and then adopt their religion.

The dough boy has been under survelence lately.

A new year of resolve for the future beyond the present, that we know is better than the pastry.