Its a machine that takes..


 

Are we still human?


 

The experience is waiting for you!


 

Years agos. As a non-religious Jew my odd experience had to be shared with someone. The priest asked me some questions about my beliefs and then nearly struck me with his fist. I had recieved grace was his opinion and then I stumbled out of his office. For years I have found my words upon every Catholic Church and find it puzzling as to why?


 

I agree that a person who reflects on moral and ethical questions could then learn triginometry and calculus with ease.


 

Think on this.


 


 

Perhaps space is shaped like a tree that branches is a googleplex level of dirrections. Perhaps computer artificial inteligence could explore such models in reality or hypothisis!


 

The frontiers of another time.

 


This isnt the wild west anymore, there are somethings you just dont do. America is free only if you dont attack freedom itself. It is only free when peace is prefered to violence. We are not a new country and have been a powerful nation. But we are too mature or perish.


 

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!