They groom will save you!

The good guys are winning! Yea we are the best!

Americans fleeing the country find themselves in this place called Alaska.

Turns out we are not living in a black hole, but something resembling a butt hole. But some physicists disagree with me on this.

You can't start your car by using sheer stupidity, but you can call triple A with your app.

You know you're a Jew when a Christian talks to you as if you had stepped out of the Bible.

And when he was angry she was very angry and when they got pissed off they flogged and fought, and now the ode to violence is done.

Trump could have beat Biden just by using his iconic hair.

At least America is not an aristocratic rupturing elite nation.

Old men with elongated foreheads and phds tell you what you need all the time!

New Quantum Vibrators on sale in your reality NOW!

If you can't love me then it's time to leave me, and that cat is waiting for you anyway.

Just remember once you waste a sperm it's gone for good.

Become a top rated boot licker.

Stop being a boring fomo obsessed conformist.

The aliens we keep seeing are basically jelly fish from another dimension via worm hole.

If you have ham and cheese you will be doing fine. Stop complaining, seeking threats, and acting paranoid. Enjoy you life now!

Not only was she incredibly beautiful, but she was also as fragile and as sensitive as a soap bubble.

From fake news to fake love we are preparing for American Cheese.

She kissed me on the head and I instantly fired off a torpedo.

I for one won't be caught between two pieces of bread.

My inventions for the wars involved attack techniques, but the best was a long peace of cloth that got shot in front of advancing tanks, with interconnected explosives across. One to blow up the tank, the others to scare the crap out of the rest of the enemy troops.

Anyone can be a gangster creep but can you do this:

Never name your child "Flabbergasted"

People who think life is just about power and control are the dumbest most retarding people on the planet or anywhere else.

I left some toe nails somewhere, so you haven't seen the last of me!

Love me or leave me.

Mostly We love ourselves too often and need reach out much more often. It is a social responsibility and it effects the environment also. Showing posts sorted by relevance for query ukraine. Sort by date Show all posts Anyone who doesn't understand Ukraine at all, should not involve themselves in decisions about Ukraine. I know that the central war is not with Israel, because that is not nearly as close to ww3. Posted by Magic V at December 05, 2023 No comments: Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Ukraine to be awarded for valor right now. Posted by Magic V at February 10, 2023 No comments: Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Before bed now and its a duty to make a post before I go into the land of sleep. First I would like to thank people who have been supportive recently. Also I want to say the war is not valor in any way at this point. I think this is not the fault of Ukraine. It felt that God was stirred though not in a religion, just a feeling that a trespass against humanity, negative to the (sacred) has happened. My grandfather lost his faith as the lead scientist to study Heroshima after the blast. It was devastating to hIm. I see the ripples outside of the current war and much healing is in order.

How Ukraine won the war. Actually it was imagined in one or two seconds. Yes they could win, definitely. As it was possible, as seen five years ago to the present. The words are more than prophesy, they are happening in real time.

Next time someone calls you stupid don't get upset, just run around in circles and try it out.

We have the technology and the smart geeks to do it! Make the automatic butt kicker now!

Are you strong, tall and stupid? Then I love you.

Come to the park and I will feed you explosive rock candy.

If you can't see in front of your nose it's because your eyes are always crossed.

In the Tranquility Park human's caught trampling on other humans while some geese watched nearby.

Morons are just people you haven't danced with yet.

After thinking deeply about his navel, he began pondering the history of his elbows.

If you wake up with a duck beak it due to your evil ways.

Zingo is the ultimate Zionist capable of distracting people into deep conspiracy and justice seeking. Zingo for Dictator of the World! Vote Now!

Groping a tree doesn't make them perverts.

I wasn't abused, just treated like an old burnt hamburger.

I am glad that stupid people can always do at least one thing well.

I got hungry today and ate some cheese and now I'm greedy and feeling my money.

Worlds smallest little man to meet tallest power leader in the world.

Today all the politicians will engage in Salsa Dancing. Must see!

Are you hungry for Jack Frost?

Come to the park today and I will feed you Jack Cheese!

I am getting a new Robot Bride soon who speaks many languages and can fart proudly.

The political math is that I am more of an independent now. It is too partisan for me to exist comfortably when two sides want to fight to the death for political peanuts.

My Old Mission online is done. Glad to have helped.