Any changes in THIS IS FICTIONS. NONE.

America is Back!

America's new entertainment?

Iran is more than a war mongering nationalist nuke creating proxi leader destroyer and killer:

It turns out Satan's real job is as an egg warmer after banishing the chickens to hell.

NEVER CALL A MAN A DOUCHEBAG UNLESS HE RESEMBLES ONE, THEN USE IT FAST!

Trump has saved all our butts and we should make millions now. What will you do with your first million dollars besides buy some eggs?

Get down with the EMOTIONS!

I was offered free speech so I just farted and did some squats.

If you end up at the Last Chance Bar have a drink of me.

If all you have is faith in sex, perhaps you haven't looked hard enough or given it your best try.

Men who give birth to great works of art are actually women.

How did the universe begin and is the universe real? If you studied my work on color it is easy to assume we live in an enormous television. No electronics, but very similar. I think the cause would have been a super massive white hole.

It turns out that the democrats weren't just stealing your money, but they were also taking stuff.

Just think about it: We were all idiots once upon a time.

Adios Amigo!

I can own all I want, but nobody owns my butt, my heart, or the rights to myself. This is a free country Damn it! I am not a commercial product! I am not engineered by an AI robot! I can do anything I want!

The New York Times is having no effect this time.

A 4.4 magnitude dumb fuck just entered Southern California.

Guys, a cow butt is not a urinal.

Women today in Paris showed more than Antifascism, but bared their bare chests. Amazing!

Crowd chanting anti Tesla slogans told that "We are idiots" and began chanting WE ARE IDIOTS until they were told they were duped. Then they got into double down mode.

If privacy is gone we might have to reveal what is hidden in our underpants also.

His nickname was Hemmroids and he couldn't understand why, so he was cool and just went with it. A true epic fail story!

Man with small brain, beats mob of men with no brain between them.

Radio logical finds cork screw in a woman's brain and a small bottle in her boyfriend's butt. More UNHINGED AMERICAN'S COMING SOON!

Cheese puffs to repel protest rage causing a crunch to happen, then more chrunchs. I suppose their heart wasn't into it.

Democrats to express their rage by attacking Tesla Vehicles. Lame. Why would you do something like that?

Europe Pro E&E News Search WASHINGTON & POLITICS Congress White House 2024 Elections Supreme Court and Legal Issues Magazine Latest on POLITICO TRANSITION OF POWER Trump’s First 100 Days Tracking Trump’s Cabinet picks Inside Congress Live Trump Criminal Cases 2024 Election Results STATE POLITICS & POLICY California Florida New Jersey New York GLOBAL POLITICS & POLICY NATO Brussels Canada United Kingdom Munich Security Conference POLICY NEWS Food and Agriculture Cannabis Cybersecurity Defense Education Energy and Climate Tax, Finance and the Economy Health Care Labor Sustainability Tech Trade Transportation NEWSLETTERS Playbook Playbook PM West Wing Playbook Inside Congress POLITICO Nightly POLITICO Weekend The Recast All Newsletters COLUMNISTS Alex Burns Victoria Guida John Harris Ankush Khardori Jonathan Martin Michael Schaffer Nahal Toosi All Columnists SERIES & MORE Breaking News Alerts Podcasts Video The Fifty Biden’s Billions Women Rule Matt Wuerker Cartoons Cartoon Carousel POLITICO Live Upcoming Events Previous Events Follow us X Instagram Facebook My Account Log In Congress Live updates Inside Congress newsletter ‘Potty mouth’ Democrats have some new fighting words we can’t put in this headline Profanity isn’t new in politics. But it’s reaching new heights on the left. Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks. Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) dropped an f-bomb in reaction to President Donald Trump’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday evening. | Francis Chung/POLITICO By Adam Wren, Mia McCarthy and Lisa Kashinsky 03/09/2025 10:55 AM EDT When Rep. Jasmine Crockett reacted to President Donald Trump’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday evening, profanity leaped effortlessly from her lips: “Somebody slap me and wake me the fuck up because I’m ready to get on with it.” Just a few days earlier, when asked of her message to Elon Musk, she told him to “Fuck off.” Ken Martin, the new chair of the Democratic National Committee, took a more Midwestern approach: “Go to hell,” he said, adding later on X: “I said what I said.” Meanwhile, Senate Democrats launched coordinated social media videos fact checking Trump, each of them calling his claims “shit that ain’t true.” 00:08 Top Stories from POLITICO Skip Ad The video player is currently playing an ad. In the earliest weeks of Trump’s second term, Democrats have careened from strategy to strategy to respond to him, often ineffectually. But one unifying thread as they try to invigorate their connection to the American voter has been a reach for profanity. Democrats are cursing up a storm. “Goddamn it, tell me who started that?” said Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, a frequent purveyor of profanity. Cursing is, of course, not new in politics. Among operatives, principals and journalists, it is a familiar way to broker instant bonhomie. Nor is it new for the Democratic Party, particularly when confronting Trump: Former DNC Chair Tom Perez frequently deployed profanity in 2017 in stump speeches, saying, for example, that Trump didn’t “give a shit about health care.” Sen. John Fetterman speaks to reporters. “Goddamn it, tell me who started that?” said Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, a frequent purveyor of profanity. | Francis Chung/POLITICO But the breadth of swearing is unmistakable, newly fashionable among members of a party in the wilderness who are looking for shortcuts to authenticity to channel voters’ rage. In recent days, Sen. Ruben Gallego of Arizona said he wanted the “intern” at the National Republican Campaign Congressional Committee who posted “racist shit” on X fired. And appraising the landscape of Trump’s America, Sen. Brian Schatz of Hawaii noted this week that the “stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier.” Politics, the late Andrew Breitbart once observed, is downstream of culture. And linguistically speaking, Democrats are up a certain creek. Trump beat them to it, using curses increasingly in his march back to the White House, though for some Democrats it is part of their native tongue. “I mean, I was swearing before Trump, so I can’t really blame it on him,” Gallego told POLITICO. “I’m gonna blame it more on being in the Marines for as long as I was.” Now, Democrats are seeking to bottle up their impolite words and serve them up the maw of an increasingly coarse and foul-tongued populace. “Some of it is genuine, some of it is people trying to seem faux-edgy authentic,” said Lis Smith, the Democratic adviser whose profanity is so legendary that her f-bombs played a hand in earning Amazon’s otherwise wholesome documentary on Pete Buttigieg in 2021 an “R” rating. “If the first time you’ve used a cuss word in public is reading off a script, it’s probably not authentic and not something you should do.” It’s also become part of Democrats’ increased social media strategy. After posting their “shit that ain’t true” videos on social media, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer made one “breaking down the BS Trump told” during his joint address. (The top Senate Democrat didn’t go as far as saying bullshit in the video though — opting instead for “bull.”) It is not always working. Last month, when Democrats joined federal workers at a rally of the American Federation of Government Employees to protest DOGE cuts, the profanities nearly rivaled those gathered. “I don’t swear in public very well, but we have to fuck Trump,” said Rep. Maxine Dexter (D-Ore.), adding, “Please don’t tell my children that I just did that.” The awkward formulation — which landed less like a diss and more like a proposition — was roundly mocked. “The key to doing it and doing it well is that you can’t overdo it and you can’t force it,” said Caitlin Legacki, a Democratic campaign veteran. “If elected officials are going to cuss, they have to mean it. If it’s authentic to who they are and how they’re feeling, voters will probably be fine with it and even relate to it. But if it’s not authentic, there’s nothing more cringeworthy.” Chuck Schumer speaks during a press event. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer made a video “breaking down the BS Trump told” during his joint address — but he didn’t go as far as saying bullshit in the video, opting instead for “bull.” | Francis Chung/POLITICO But there is also something more guttural in Democrats’ appeal to a deeply unsettled base. “The truth is that we’re driven by the same things most people are — like anger at honest folks being denied a fair shot – and we need to prove it by showing fight,” said Andrew Bates, who worked for the famously foul-mouthed-in private Joe Biden. “One way to do that is to call out that Trump’s whole campaign was about lower costs right away – his words – but now he’s raising those costs with tariffs that will fund a tax handout for the rich; and yes, that is bullshit and it shows his true colors and we should be eager to say it.” MOST READ aptopix-senate-education-69574.jpg ‘Just do it’: Trump committed to dismantling Education Department as order looms The Real Reason Zelenskyy Doesn’t Wear a Suit Tim Walz has some sharp critiques of the Dem 2024 campaign Kamala Harris sets a deadline for her next move Ontario premier sticks to electricity tariffs despite Trump trade reversal Democrats concede their party can’t just be all talk. “In this existential moment, the Democratic base does want to see their leaders fighting back. But at the end of the day, that means successful legislative and legal maneuvers — not just the occasional f-bomb on a podcast,” said one Democratic speechwriter, granted anonymity to assess the party’s rhetoric. This person, acknowledging “mad as hell” vibes in the party, added, “Some of it is an expression of authentic outrage at Trump smashing Democratic norms and institutions. Some of it is that — between Trump and his acolytes — the bar’s been lowered on how we expect public officials to comport themselves.” Deeper still, some Democrats see a core moral failing in the public profanities. “Democrats who think that vulgarity and dehumanization are reliable, appropriate or beneficial ways to advance their political interests profoundly misunderstand what has happened in our politics and what is required in this moment,” said Michael Wear, Barack Obama’s former faith outreach adviser and the founder, president and CEO of the Center for Christianity and Public Life, and author of “The Spirit of Our Politics.” “These are not tools that can be used in the service of any political goals. These things promote the very distrust, estrangement and animosity which is the fuel for the reckless, antagonistic politics Democrats — and all of us — ought to reject.” Crockett’s f-bomb got some attention back in her district. She said at the Capitol on Thursday that people called the pastor at her church to “tattle” on her. (Though Crockett added her pastor said he approved her message: “He’s not going to be the one to try to rein me in.”) For now, she is unrepentant. She said her answer was “real” and reflected her frustration with Trump and Musk’s actions. “Like I have a potty mouth, especially when I’m mad,” she said. “We’re working on it. We’re going to pray about it.” Filed under: Congress, Chuck Schumer, Donald

LOCAL IDIOT SHOWS UP AT THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING! SO PEOPLE SEE HIM, AND HE HAS GOT IT STILL! HE'S GOT IT!

IT TURNS OUT SOMEONE HAS MADE A MOSTLY APP. I HOPE IT GOES TO ME.

When news becomes fiction you need real fiction. You need MOSTLY, THIS IS FICTIONS!

There is an alternative to protesting. Clearly state your grievances and suggestions online so they reach people in politics. Most politicians have a desire to hear from their constituents and don't like what might resemble a mob.

A question is HOW TECK AM I? More than I would think. It's in my family three times, and it's in my blood with google. I started a teck business, and live in the Bay Area. I sometimes dress a bit teck and talk a bit teck. So the answer is yes, I am a little bit teck.

YOU CAN'T GET SOAPED AND CLEANSED BY A SATAN WORSHIPER..

FROM THOUGHT CONTROL TO PENIS CONTROL, WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

He was a highly marriage able man Named: BEEF WELLINGTON STROGANOFF

People deserve more than false narratives.

My thought process involves putting things on the back burner.

My excellent reports on crime are limited by my not working for a publication. I eventually have very little to report. I can share my opinions and beliefs, which are not numerous.