Have 🤩

Impossible or not?

I will be happier then ever!!!

Before woke baloney there was the real woke.

Don’t you be dumb invest in smart pants!

Too sexy for your eyes.

My mother knows maybe.

Tight underwear!

Real men expose the power of gamma Ray bursts proudly as if a God.

It looks like the math about Putin’s war is coming back. I thought he had tricked it. Now is see he may be dealing with three or more fronts which will be impossible to stop.

I think there are some prerequisites for having limited free will. Metaphorically like breaking the sound barrier!

It looks like the universe eats itself and vomits itself out back and forth. Actually where white holes come from is a mystery. I would like to think they are quantum mechanics activity perhaps from neutron stars. That would make it all less confounding. Sorry.

Research shows it is likely that there are very frequent white holes for about 1/3 of all gamma ray bursts.

And so can you!

Even spies can love.

When you buy chicken to eat always avoid the breasts..

When I met She Hulk she sad:

These are the men you’ve been dreaming about.

Safer.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!