I know you want very unusually sexy eyebrows..

You have come to the right person

With artful mastery you too can

Be the envy of your social media

Group

All eyes will be on them

You can wiggle them

And envy will be yours!

All yours!
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My pillows are exact duplicates...

Or are they?

Upon close inspection of the pair

One is a different size than the other!

I have tricked you!

Now you go home and cry!

Upon waking on you pillow

You want vengeance

And declare a pillow fight!

So begins the PILLOW WAR!
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When in doubt get a lot of shit done and at the end of the day all will be well.


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With no obvious reason interstellar vaginal waves bombarded half the earth's surface causing minor earth quakes and tremors.

Some men reported having erections, otherwise no harm was done.  
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